Lindsay Lohan: Full Frontal On Playboy

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By Nads | Wednesday, October 26, 2011 | 12:44 pm | 18 Comments
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Playboy wanted Lindsay Lohan to pose nude, and her asking price was $1 million…well guess what? They gave her what she wanted, and she gave them what they wanted. She just wrapped her 4-day shoot exposing her boobs, hoo-ha, and ass! The best part about the story is that she asked her nude pictures to be “tastefully” done.

So now you know, Lindsay’s breaking point for the game “what would you do” is a million dollars…of course if it’s tasteful.


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18 Comments

  1. 1
    See-Jay
    Posted October 26, 2011 at 1:50 pm

    Playboy was nuts to fork out a $1 million for her. Back when Mean Girls came out this would have been a good idea, but now? No wants to see a nude spread of Skeletor.

  2. 2
    See-Jay
    Posted October 26, 2011 at 1:50 pm

    *No one

  3. 3
    Sam The Intern
    Posted October 26, 2011 at 1:52 pm

    It seems kind of stupid that Playboy would pay $1 million when she’s already posed nude with the Marilyn Monroe spread she did (the picture above being one of many).

  4. 4
    nads
    Posted October 26, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    I guess the one million is for her chonchie??? Maybe??

  5. 5
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted October 26, 2011 at 2:16 pm

    When starlets pose for Playboy, it’s always “tasteful” (i.e., there’s always a gossamer curtain in the way, there’s a bubble bath involved, or she’s having a whale of a time washing a car in the nude. Oh, don’t forget bathing au natural underneath a tropical waterfall. Most natural thing in the world! No shame there! It’s the non-celebrity centerfolds who have to do all the border-line porn stuff.

    Is Lohan still doing that Linda Lovelace biopic? If so, the movie co. might figure this is just comparatively cheap marketing. It does seem like she’s a little past-tense for something like this. If her chonchie’s worth a a million dollars, somebody’s shilling that eBay auction, for sure. Probably Dina.

  6. 6
    Fan-Ann
    Posted October 26, 2011 at 2:31 pm

    I am going to pray that this isn’t Scratch and Sniff….to protect humanity. (put that away Lindsay!)

  7. 7
    Jessi
    Posted October 26, 2011 at 3:49 pm

    I’m actually somewhat surprised it’s Playboy and not Hustler.

  8. 8
    Elmstreet
    Posted October 26, 2011 at 5:17 pm

    Now, how long until she’s doing “tasteful” porn?

    And why is Playboy bragging about paying a washed-up starlet to expose her hoo-ha?

  9. 9
    Joy_Subtraction
    Posted October 26, 2011 at 5:45 pm

    Haven’t we already seen her boobies in a couple of movies and magazine spreads (no pun intended)? Let me guess…she’ll be done up to look like Marilyn Monroe, because it seems she doesn’t do anything anymore unless she’s pretending to be her. I don’t look down on her for posing nude, but I do think Playboy is stupid for shelling out that much cash when we’ve all already seen her boobies and her snizz is probably all stretched out and disgusting.

  10. 10
    Wilma Fengherdu
    Posted October 26, 2011 at 6:11 pm

    Playboy = SUCKAAAAAAZ! I would’ve offered her $1000, take it or leave it.

    I’m guessing that keeping it “tasteful” means ix-nay on the Whisker Biscuit?

  11. 11
    Glitterous
    Posted October 26, 2011 at 8:39 pm

    I’ve seen everything she has to offer, just not all at once. She’s been doing nude shoots for years for international magazines. Why would anyone want to pay to see something she’s been giving out for free?

  12. 12
    Hypnotoad Hypnotoad
    Posted October 26, 2011 at 9:54 pm

    Only 2 kinds of female celebrities (or, “celebrities”) do Playboy: Those who find it “empowering,” and those who desperately want to extend their 15 minutes and who desperately need the money. Guess which category Lindsay Lohan falls into? I’m so damn sick of her saying over and over again that she’s “a damn good actress” and that she “just wants to get back to work”, when she’s making absolutely no motion toward that end.

    I used to like her and stick up for her, but that ship sailed a LOOOOOOOOOONG time ago.

    Hitch your wagons to Emma Stone, people!

  13. 13
    Hypnotoad Hypnotoad
    Posted October 26, 2011 at 9:56 pm

    NotWithoutMyTV – Nope. The people behind that movie fired her, basically. The new star is that Malin Akerman chick from “The Comeback” and that one comic book movie that I don’t care enough about to google. Watchmen? Something like that.

  14. 14
    PlathAddict PlathAddict
    Posted October 26, 2011 at 10:09 pm

    It’s sad that she looks so old and worn out. She’s only like 25 or 26 right? It seems like I know her age, but I have a hard time accepting it when I see pictures of her.

  15. 15
    Hypnotoad Hypnotoad
    Posted October 26, 2011 at 10:12 pm

    Exactly. She could be in a sideshow. Gather ’round and see the world’s youngest 46 year-old!

  16. 16
    truthsquad
    Posted October 27, 2011 at 6:12 am

    I’m suprised Dina Lohan didn’t engineer a “two-fer” with underage sister Ali (who also looks 20 years older). I’m sure the price would have jumped substantially….or why not go full Monty with Mother and both daughters together…now that would be so “tasteful”!!

    Thanks to Pops Lohan getting jailed for throwing his skank GF around for refusing to go “downtown” on him, it has been a very successsful week for the Lohan clan, publicity wise! Well done!

  17. 17
    plockeness monster
    Posted October 27, 2011 at 9:07 am

    Dina has moved on to Ali! She’s got to follow that mon-ay!

  18. 18
    someguy
    Posted October 27, 2011 at 11:47 pm

    This should really jump start her acting career like has done for countless has beens in the past.Sadly the last gasp of a very troubled young women.What a mess,
    Truth Squad I think they are saving Ali for the next time the family needs some cash.Has her CD dropped yet.The mallofs are going to get a big return on that investment

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