Lindsay Lohan Is Already Out of Jail

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By Nads | Monday, November 7, 2011 | 8:46 am | 6 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan had quite the busy weekend, and it wasn’t spent in jail. She checked into jail at 8:50 p.m. and was out by 1:40 a.m.! How’s that for serving a sentence??? She was in there for less than five hours. They let her go because the jail is overcrowded. I swear, they should make room for her ass, this is insane–she’ll never learn. But then again, maybe being forced to work at the morgue will help…probably not.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

6 Comments

  1. 1
    Shawn
    Posted November 7, 2011 at 8:51 am

    This is why twits like her never learn. She needs to go away hard before she kills someone.

  2. 2
    lindaw205
    Posted November 7, 2011 at 8:57 am

    The overcrowding does make a mockery of the justice system, especially with repeat, self entitled offenders like here. She flaunts her uncooperation and disdain because she knows the repercussions will be minimal at best. It annoys the hell out of me to see her walk into and out of the court proceedings with that smug look on her face. I think she will eventually die from her self destructive behaviour and then the “parents” will step in and sue the system for “failing” her.

  3. 3
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted November 7, 2011 at 10:58 am

    She’s in my death pool.

  4. 4
    Elmstreet
    Posted November 7, 2011 at 1:12 pm

    Ugh.

  5. 5
    hot cawfee
    Posted November 7, 2011 at 5:07 pm

    thank God she is out— she needs a make-over like I have never seen–was Dr Drew– fame whore himself closeby to offer her some helpful tips??? B/c he worked wonders with her f-up father

  6. 6
    maryedith
    Posted November 8, 2011 at 9:11 am

    If that cop in front of her could talk I think she’d speak for us all.

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