Lindsay Lohan Is Free At Last

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By Nads | | 1:42 pm | 3 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan is free at last! Judge Stephanie Sauter said, “She did it. Ms. Lohan has done everything she was ordered to do…probation terminates today. She was given one year to complete it all and she has completed it short of a year, and she has done everything that this court has asked of her.”

So that means she’s off the hook for almost everything except for her necklace case…for that she’s going to be put on informal probation, which means she won’t be officially tracked and required to check in with a probation officer.

The judge’s closing remarks were, “I’m not going to give you a lecture. Live your life in a more mature way, stop the nightclubbing and focus on your work, OK?” –famous last words…

Lindsay told the judge, “I just want to say thank you, Your Honor, for being fair, and it’s really opened a lot of doors for me, so I really appreciate it.” -what doors is she referring to? The morgue? She sounds like she’s thanking her for her Playboy spread…and in a way, the judge did have something to do with her Playboy spread because if Lindsay wasn’t so broke, she wouldn’t have to flash her cha cha.

 

 

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

3 Comments

  1. 1
    Posted March 29, 2012 at 5:17 pm

    I swear, if she shows up in Lake George with Jersey Shore AND the Kardashians, I may as well shoot myself now. At least Lohan has some use. She can at least tell me where I may be able to find good blow if I did it still.

  2. 2
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted March 30, 2012 at 6:50 am

    “I’m not going to give you a lecture… except for this short one before you go…”

  3. 3
    Elmstreet
    Posted March 30, 2012 at 9:55 am

    “I’m not going to give you a lecture … because we all know you’re going to complain about how what I want to tell you is unfair during a paid TMZ interview.”

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