Lindsay Lohan Is Not Happy About Amanda Bynes

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By Nads | | 11:16 am | 12 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan tweeted an angry tweet about Amanda Bynes–she is NOT happy that Amanda got off easy. 

She tweeted:

But what Lindsay doesn’t know, is that Amanda FINALLY got her car impounded. Praise the lord. No comment on that, except it was ABOUT TIME!

Listen, I know Amanda driving around the streets like a crazy person warrants her getting into big troubs, but Amanda certainly didn’t pull a Lindsay. Lindsay is like the Godfather of screw ups, and Amanda is merely her mini-me. What’s Lindsay upset about? The fact that someone will take her throne as being the biggest f*ck up? Amanda will have to loot a jewelry store, stash cocaine in her pockets, trash hotel rooms, and crash a few cars before hitting Lindsay status. They’re still time for that…

Lindsay needs to pipe down (no pun intended). 

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12 Comments

  1. 1
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 11:26 am

    Is Lindsay hinting at a Disney/Nickelodeon conspiracy? Could it be that Disney star f*ck ups are paraded before the media while Nickelodeon keeps their fallen stars hidden from the press? Hmmmm… nah. Two words: Shia Lebouf.

    I think it’s just as Nads said..the Nickelodeon stars just don’t eff up the way Lindsay does.

  2. 2
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    Who does, really?

  3. 3
    labowner
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    She hasn’t been to court yet. Someone may want to remind Lindsay before she makes a bigger fool of herself. Oh and the fact the paps have pictures of her smoking and driving after her DUI arrest will not make a judge too happy.

  4. 4
    Terrence
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    I still say that she got off easy. Where I come from driving around on a suspended license repeatedly lands someone in jail at least for a night or two. Miss Bynes might need a night at the LA County Inn since she is at this point acting like she’s above the law. Suspended license or not who gets pulled over this much? She apparently can’t drive. Homegirl needs to just get a car service and call it a day or two or three.

  5. 5
    JudgyWudgy
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    All I drew from this story is how much I hate Twitter.

  6. 6
    WaffleBoy
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 2:52 pm

    It seems to me like Lindsey is forgetting just how hard it was to put her in jail. I don’t know, maybe it’s me, but it seemed like the system bent over backwards for years to keep Lindsey out of jail, until finally after refusing one too many drug tests, and taking trips out of the country while on probation Lindsey had to have quiet time courtesy of LA county.
    Personally, I think Amanda Bynes has dodged jail so far, because she just looks so gosh darned adorable while she is sideswiping a cop car on YouTube.

  7. 7
    bubblesballentine
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 7:23 pm

    Lindsey who?

  8. 8
    mirabelle gingerbread
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 2:05 am

    terrence, the cops can look up your license plate # in about a second & pull you over if it comes up as suspended. not sure what her actual violations were, but it’s likely that at least a couple of them started because they saw the suspension & bam, got pulled over & they tacked on other violations to that ticket. I know this because I was driving around on a suspended license last year & got pulled over one night when I was doing absolutely nothing wrong.

    all I have to say about amanda is that I think she used to be (hopefully still is) an extremely skilled comedian & I hope that she pulls out of this. unlike lilo, she actually has talent. it’d be a shame if she threw it all away.

  9. 9
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 4:56 am

    How many of us want to grap the newpsper and point out the Lindsey/Amanda/Shia headdlines (Tapping vigorously) and yell “See? Look! I’m Not. Even. Close.”

  10. 10
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 4:58 am

    Not even my first cuppa yet. I’m a bit fuzzy. I meant graB the newspaper and point the headline out to our mothers.

    I still be lots of us wish we could do that.

    Of course, mine would counter with “can’t do anything right.”

  11. 11
    Philo
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 6:54 am

    Nice avatar LILO. Preparing for the role of a “Lifetime”. Yeah, she looks so much like Liz Taylor, just like Rob Lowe could be mistaken for Drew Peterson.

  12. 12
    lindaw205
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 9:05 am

    Well, I just read online that Miss LiLo struck a pedestrian while parking her car to enter a club. I guess she was jealous that Amanda Bynes was stealing all her bad press.

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