Lindsay Lohan Sentence To 30 Days

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By Nads | | 11:14 am | 1 Comments
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lindsay lohan back to jail

Lindsay Lohan got sentenced 30 days in jail and still has to complete all of her probation. All of her community service now has to be served at the L.A. County Morgue and she’s on a tight plan to do so. If she doesn’t stick to plan, she’ll be sentenced to an additional 270 days in jail.

Here’s the schedule they laid out for her:

-12 days at the morgue, and 4 psychotherapy sessions by December 14th

-Another 12 days at the morgue and 4 psychotherapy sessions by January 17th…

-And the rest goes on until March 29th.

TMZ is reporting that The Sheriff’s Department thinks she’ll only serve 20% of the 30 days she was sentenced.

Best part was that the judge suggested to Lindsay that she stop tweeting about her morgue journeys. Ha!

I can’t wait to hear the fallout on this story!

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

One Comment

  1. 1
    kthxbai
    Posted November 3, 2011 at 10:31 am

    I don’t know what’s more pitiful. That she’s been reduced to getting sent to prison or that the story about her getting sent to prison has been up for about 3 days on the snarkiest and most pop culture obsessed site on the whole internet and so far the only comment is about how pitiful it is that there aren’t any comments.

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