Lindsay Might Get Off The Hook

9 Comments

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   cattyfan
   Posted February 14, 2011 at 1:53 pm

   Lindsay…Donald Duck called…he wants his beak back. (Good Lord, she must have a lousy plastic surgeon, ’cause those lips are awful. And so is her smug little perma-sneer.)

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   crazy rooster
   Posted February 14, 2011 at 3:01 pm

   That reminds me, I need to return that Porsche I test drove the other day. I’ve just been…so….busy…..

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   See-Jay
   Posted February 14, 2011 at 4:00 pm

   I wish they’d just lock her up so that we won’t have to be subjected to hearing about her latest shenanigans every three months.

   So over this bitch.

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   hutchlover
   Posted February 14, 2011 at 4:34 pm

   I feel sorry for her. She didn’t get raised by proper parenting.

   I’d rather read about all her issues, than those stupid Reality show wanna-be’s. Like WTF was a “Snookie” doing at the Grammy’s and looking very horribly dressed.

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   notwithoutmytv
   Posted February 14, 2011 at 4:47 pm

   I just… I got nothin’.

   What crack could you make that is more ridiculous or satirical than the bald facts of Lindsay Lohan’s life?

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   Elmstreet
   Posted February 14, 2011 at 5:35 pm

   A) I want that smug smirk on her face to meet my mom’s backhand.

   B) I’m tired of judges thinking that all she needs is rehab. I’m sick of her sense of entitlement. What I want to see is a judge lay down the hammer and sentence her to some private college somewhere in BumfuckEgypt, USA, where no one knows her or cares about her career or money. I want him to forbid any contact whatsoever with her family, Sam Ronsen, her Hollywood associates, and anyone she ever met in LA or Long Island. And I want him to make her major in something sensible at Bumfuck University and work at the college bookstore to make ends meet and pay tuition.

   I think about this one too much, don’t I?

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   someguy
   Posted February 14, 2011 at 10:11 pm

   I also felt sorry for her at first with the poor parenting but she could work to change that now and chooses not to. It is on her she could try and save her sister but she wont. A spoiled child who believes she can do whatever she wants no matter who it harms..After all she did herby full load.You can see she is a mess can’t keep her house clean or take care of herself and one around her manager, her friends and helpers if they don’t go along with her drinking breaking the law are gone just like M Jackson did and Ann Nicole smith.Try and help get them to do the right thing you are cut off. that written she is thebritest star in our lifetime and should not have to obey our rules she is a star and can do what she wants when she wants. She like something take who are these people to tell her not to she was in herby and wrote a song.It is not right to force her to go to court she should only go if she feels like it. SHE WAS IN HERBY PEOPLE. She gave us that gift we need to give her the right not to follow thelaw

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   sarcasatire
   Posted February 14, 2011 at 11:06 pm

   When Britney Spears was acting the fool, her capable parents stepped in and was granted a conservatorship. With Lindsay…there’s no hope. Dina or Michael would just squander the money or enable her drug use to keep themselves in control of it. The girl has no adequate support system. Her parents just stick up for her without ever holding her accountable.
   But this necklace business…who knows. Did she really steal it or did she just think that because the boutique knew her they would charge it to her account? It’s been said, that she took out her diamond earrings to try on some jewelry and left one stud at the shop, which is allegedly worth more than the necklace. Even stevens?
   Other sources are saying the necklace is worth much less than $2500 but the price was raised to guarantee Lindsay was charged with a felony and not a misdemeanor. I read she had to post $40,000 bail. For a $2500 necklace! Something in the water aint right..

   I agree, those lips have to go. Restalyn be damned. She looks like a platypus. And her dress…skanky to the max but after her entrance, it sold out all over the country, despite the $575 price tag! Maybe we should keep making Lindsay show up to court, if only to stimulate the economy and drag us out of the murky waters of debt.

   Too bad she had to drop out of the Linda Lovelace biopic. America would had paid through the nose to see Lindsay cracked out getting banged by a dog.

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   cattyfan
   Posted February 15, 2011 at 8:13 am

   sarcastire…don’t insult the platypus.