Lindsay Lohan Suing E*Trade For $100 Million

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By Nads | Tuesday, March 9, 2010 | 11:04 am | 9 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan is suing E*Trade for modeling their Milkaholic Super Bowl ad after her. Is she serious right now? Even if it was modeled after her, they can still get away with it because it’s parody! Is she that desperate for money? Maybe she should focus on cleaning up her act, rather than trying to sue people for making fun of her. Hey Linds, take note: If you’re a trainwreck, you’re a target. I love that she tries to play off that she’s super in control when she’s not.

Here’s the ad:

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9 Comments

  1. 1
    Clair
    Posted March 9, 2010 at 11:29 am

    She’s an idiot.

  2. 2
    flipit
    Posted March 9, 2010 at 12:47 pm

    that baby eats way too much to be confused for skeletal lindsay. she’s f ing nuts. that ad is so cute!!

  3. 3
    twunty mcslore
    Posted March 9, 2010 at 1:15 pm

    Thanks, Lindsay. I didn’t even think for one second that they were talking about you until you mentioned it.

    Are we running any death pools in the forums? I want Linds with the fly in my sunroom a close second.

  4. 4
    NotWithoutMyTV NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted March 9, 2010 at 1:22 pm

    There should also be a pool for how many prescription drugs will be found at the scene.

    And how long it takes the Lohans to go after the prescribing quack.

  5. 5
    zerocool
    Posted March 9, 2010 at 3:33 pm

    If the ad had said “coke-aholic” she might have a case.

  6. 6
    Clair
    Posted March 9, 2010 at 3:35 pm

    Just ran across this tidbit:

    Chris Brown, a spokesman for Grey Group, which produced the spot, told the Post it’s “just used a popular baby name that happened to be the name of someone on the account team.”

  7. 7
    Nads
    Posted March 9, 2010 at 6:47 pm

    oh that’s brilliant, thanks Clair. Lindsay doesn’t stand a chance. She’s a waste of space.

  8. 8
    jennaboa
    Posted March 10, 2010 at 6:47 am

    E-trade should counter-sue for defamation to their name. Clear publicity stunt to link herself to their success. Even if parody/satire wasn’t protected by the Constitution, wouldn’t she have to prove that, in order for E-trade to identify her by just “Lindsey,” that she is, in fact, a boyfriend-stealing milk-aholic worthy of a one-name moniker b/c she sure as hell doesn’t look like the baby in the ad? She compares herself to Madonna and Cher, which is aiming pretty high. If she does manage to prove that she *is* an alcoholic skank, then how on earth can she claim damages from E-trade when she herself has done ten times more damage stealing other people’s jeans that “just happen” to have coke in them and stealing other people’s cars while intoxicated? She should sue herself for every time she has flashed her crotch.

  9. 9
    Sher
    Posted March 10, 2010 at 11:29 am

    She and her whacked out mother are two of the biggest dipshits out there, and that’s saying something.

    This chick will be dead within two years, tops. I hate to say it, and know it sounds morbid, but it is what it is.

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