Lindsay’s Cell Neighbor

Watercooler

By Nads | Wednesday, July 21, 2010 | 12:39 pm | 4 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan mugshot

Lindsay Lohan will be celled (that’s housed for jail, I think?) right next to Alexis Neiers, the E!’s Pretty Wild star that robbed Orlando Bloom’s, Paris Hilton’s, Lindsay Lohan’s and Rachel Bilson house. Apparently Alexis is in cell #28 (Paris’s old cell), and Lindsay is in cell #29 at the Lynwood facility…so rest assured Gasmii that Lindsay won’t be alone.

Access Hollywood is reporting that the cells are close enough together where the girls could interact. I’m sure this is Alexis’s dream come true–It’s all about fame, getting closer to the stars, and making headlines with this girl, and now that she has the opp to be Lindsay’s BFF she must be wetting her panties. I’d love to be a fly on the wall to hear a conversation between the two shallow fame monsters. Lindsay will get all of Alexis’s shank, and ciggy contacts, then spit her out. What a summer vacation for the two of them! It’s almost like going to Disney Jail, except Mickey, in this instance, is a butch lesbian, not a mouse.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

4 Comments

  1. 1
    georgiababe
    Posted July 21, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    She’s going to be housed next to the person who robbed her house? Hmm, interesting…

  2. 2
    Warren Mitchell
    Posted July 21, 2010 at 8:43 pm

    Lindsay Lohan is in a jail cell next to the same person that robbed her house. I smell a reality show.

  3. 3
    PJMA
    Posted July 22, 2010 at 6:17 am

    The parents of these two chuckleheads should be sharing a cell right along with them. It is the parents and their unending enabling that has led these two to be where they are today. For them the rules don’t matter. Education is a waste of time. Inappropriate behavior is qualified and the rush to fame the overriding “value”.

    These girls were allowed to drop out of school in pursuit of a career, in this case a joke since Alexis Neier has zero talent other than discarding her clothes and club hopping, and are emotionally stunted as a result.

    Dina and Michael Lohan, along with Alexis’s mother, should at least be doing the same amount of jail time for royally screwing their own kids in their quest for fame. Disgusting.

  4. 4
    TVannie
    Posted July 22, 2010 at 8:50 am

    Well Alexis Needy finally got what she wanted. Rubbing elbows with A-Listers. When making a wish, it is important to be specific. Remember that next time you wish for something, it may come true.

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