Lohan Is Going To The Slammer

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By Nads | | 4:58 pm | 2 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 90-days in jail for violating the terms of her probation. She ditched her AA meetings, and now she’s f*cked! Lindsay, you can play hookie from school, but not AA classes! And to make matters worse, while she was in jail, she got served for another incident, poor girl…she can’t catch a break. Honestly, I don’t feel sorry for her because she does it to herself.

Her sentence: She has to serve 90-days in jail starting July 20th, and attend in-patient rehab. I guarantee you that jail time, or rehab won’t straighten her out. Happy 24th birthday, Lindsay! Next year, I’d wish for something different when blowing out your candles.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

2 Comments

  1. 1
    Moli Moli
    Posted July 6, 2010 at 7:56 pm

    I use to adore her! After the comments regarding her weight after the Herbie movie she went downhill. They destroyed her self esteem. I wish she’d gone the Amanda Bynes route, so far she along with Raven Simone have been the only ones from that age group who remained sane

  2. 2
    BS
    Posted July 6, 2010 at 10:07 pm

    Bullshit you make your own trouble. Who gives a shit anyway.

    Amazed she lasted this long. For a while she was on my Dead pool list

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