Losing Custody, Tanning, DMV, The Penninsula, And Sushi, A 12-Hour Brit Day

Watercooler

By Nads | Tuesday, October 2, 2007 | 12:27 am | 5 Comments
Posted in: Watercooler

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I’m sure you all know by now that Britney has to turn over her kids to K-Fed by Wednesday at noon. She has officially lost custody indefinitely, and now she’s out celebrating. Right after Brit lost custody, she had a full day of fun.

She managed to go tanning, go to the DMV to apply for a California License and take a written test, check-in to the Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills, and eat sushi at Nobu in Malibu. Jeez. How does she do it?

Here is what she didn’t do in order to keep the kids, or at least have 50/50 custody:

-Sign the judge’s order

-Enroll in parenting classes

-Random drug testing

-Meet with a drug counselor

Gasmii, let’s focus on the positive: she went to the DMV today!! That’s like 10 whole points in my book.

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I went to the DMV today y’all.

Something tells me that all eyes will be on K-Fed soon, but having virtually no shoes to fill should give him a head start. Paint your canvas Daddy K-Fed.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

5 Comments

  1. 1
    JasonR
    Posted October 2, 2007 at 6:42 am

    At least she had some panties on and spared the world another Britney beaver shot.

  2. 2
    Donna Martin Graduates!
    Posted October 2, 2007 at 11:34 am

    Didn’t her Mommy teach her how to exit a car modestly and gracefully — wait, what am I saying?

  3. 3
    likris
    Posted October 2, 2007 at 11:56 am

    If I was losing custody of my children, my last days would be spent holed up with them in my home playing with them the whole time, not going to get a tan, going to the DMV, or worse going to celebrate at Nobus. Glad the kids are being taken away. The judge should have her tubes cut so that she would never be allowed to have any more kids.

  4. 4
    Nads
    Posted October 2, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    Well said!

  5. 5
    TheGreatAndPowerfulShaz
    Posted October 2, 2007 at 5:29 pm

    When you become a Mom, you have to give up a lot of selfish behavior; things that in an of themselves aren’t even selfish in nature, like taking an hour-long bath when you want to or going to a movie at the drop of a hat. But this? I never understood why she was so pumped up to have kids anyway. It almost seemed like she couldn’t wait to one-up JT after their breakup: the first to get married, the first to have kids, etc. I’m not too chuffed about the idea of the Mimbo King being sole custodian either (it’s like the dalmation puppies going from Cruella to Ted Nugent), but at least her Mother will be able to see the kids now. Although, if Momma didn’t do so well with Brit, who’s to say she’s such a great role model for her grandbabies? Let’s hope Fed-ex’s parents are a little, shall we say, saner.

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