Mailgasm: Newsflash, We’re Not a Network

Watercooler

By Flipit | Tuesday, July 21, 2009 | 6:39 am | 3 Comments
Posted in: Watercooler

We get some great mail here at TVgasm. Just today Soapboxx sent me this photoshopped pic of what Braden’s doing after getting evicted first on Big Brother Thursday night.

Drivethru

I dare you to call someone a beaner.

Sometimes, though, the mail gets downright disturbing. I don’t mind getting ripped apart for being rude to people on reality shows, cuz let’s face it. I deserve it. But The Real Housewives of New Jersey? I may not be a good person, but there’s no way in Hell I’m taking the blame for that bs!!

To Whom It May Concern:

Your show is the most insulting show that I have ever seen. It portray’s ALL New Jersey housewives as spoiled rich B****’S with SPOILED children. The majority of NJ houswives work, clean, cook,etc., who live in the real world not some rich spoiled fantasy. DO NOT like your show at all.

Jennifer C*******

Dearest Jennifer,

You’re missing a star in BITCHES, you misspelled housewives (which, incidentally is a word in the title of the show you’re complaining about), and went a little too crazy with the apostrophes. Thanks for writing, though. Next season I will bring a camera crew to your house so we can all watch you scrub a toilet before stumbling awkwardly while attempting to read a bedtime book to your children. I would suggest avoiding The Little Prince. That c**sucer lives in crazy town. LOVE

Flipit
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Currently, Flipit's writing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recaps, which you can find here. You can also find him doing a gossip segment twice a week called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway All Stars, as well as spoof ReDubs of the coming soon trailers at the end of RHOBH!

Ronnie Karam has been with TVgasm since 2006 , which has given him the opportunity to make fun of hundreds of TV's most loved and hated reality whores. His plan in life was to be Julia Roberts but that plan was stolen by, well, Julia Roberts. He'll get you one day, JULIA ROBERTS!! When not making himself giggle for the gasm, Ronnie performs improv and sketch comedy at IO West in Hollywood a couple of times weekly while using the lovely California days to audition for commercial roles such as "ADORABLE MEXICAN UNCLE". Seriously. He would like to thank Jesus, Buddha and Xenu for the blessings they've bestowed. The writers here are the best around, and he's honored to be associated with them. Find video archives at CankleTV.com, or follow on Twitter @flipit

3 Comments

  1. 1
    here4beer
    Posted July 21, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    Dear Jennifer,

    You’re obviously boring, not terribly intelligent, and have too much time on your hands. One would think you relate very well to the “houswives” on the show.

    Love,
    h4b

  2. 2
    bbjunkie
    Posted July 22, 2009 at 9:54 am

    Oh Flip – how often do you get mail like that? Your response brought tears to my eyes. Too Funny.

    Now I must go read the BB recap and laugh/cry some more.

  3. 3
    Donna Martin Graduates!
    Posted July 22, 2009 at 11:35 am

    Flip, you should be ashamed.

    You misspelled c**ksucker(which, incidentally is the last name of the person you’re complaining about).

    As for Jennifer, she probably sent Kristin Shephard hate mail for shooting JR.

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