Meghan Makes Dad Proud

People Magazine – Nads is sick today, which means I get to go to some of my favorite magazine sites and learn about what’s going on in the world outside my apartment. I would not wish illness on anyone, but today Nads’ has opened my brain to knowledge I wouldn’t have had otherwise. For example, did you know Meghan McCain is suffering a barrage of criticism after tweeting this pic?

I totes own a book you guys! OMGLOL

“So I took a fun picture not thinking anything about what I was wearing but apparently anything other than a pantsuit [and] I am a slut. Seriously I was just trying to be funny with the book and that I’m a dork staying in. When I am alone in my apartment, I wear tank tops and sweat pants, I had no idea this makes me a ‘slut’, I can’t even tell you how hurt I am.”

It’s not the tank top that’s offensive, it’s the ten pound saline bags showing under your skin. You have done a disservice to plastic surgeons everywhere young lady, and you should be ashamed. There are those of us who are working our tails off to save up for a little enhancement, and you’ve made the whole process seem like a waste of time and money. What’s the point of saving up for new body parts if they’re just gonna make us look like twenty dollar an hour internet porn workers? Thanks for killing my dream, Meghan.