Melissa Gorga In A Fat Suit

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By Nads | | 1:20 pm | 18 Comments
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Flipit and I talked about this in the podgasm that’ll be posted later, but I had to share this picture with you. Melissa Gorga put herself in a fat suit for Entertainment Tonight as a social experiment. She is sooo ridiculous I can’t even take it! Who cares??? Stop it with the fat suit experiments already!!!!

I love that she put glasses on to complete the outfit–yeah because all overweight people have bad vision. We’ll see the segment on Entertainment Tonight, but the best part about this whole thing was her big revelation, “people were snickering and staring!” Maybe it’s her color choice? I’m not taking obesity lightly, I just don’t have any respect for Melissa.

Best part about it is that Entertainment Tonight sensationalizes this story like it’s hard hitting news…she’s a Jersey Housewife.

Here’s the preview:

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18 Comments

  1. 1
    Sam The Intern
    Posted October 26, 2011 at 1:54 pm

    They also announce this story like it’s hard hitting news that fat people are discriminated against and made fun of. You’re not uncovering some deep mystery. This is a common fact. That everyone knows. Period.

  2. 2
    happiestholidays
    Posted October 26, 2011 at 2:14 pm

    Wait, if you gain weight you grow Jay Leno’s chin? Really? Ok. Good to know.

  3. 3
    Gemini545
    Posted October 26, 2011 at 4:21 pm

    And Ms Gorga and her “team” of bullies I mean housewives call Teresa a fame whore who has drunk the koolaid? Puhleeze is there nothing this woman wouldn’t do to see herself on TV. Well, she can’t sing so lets try the overdone fat person experiment. Such breaking news OMG!

  4. 4
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted October 26, 2011 at 5:30 pm

    I remember when Tyra Banks did this on her show.
    She looked like a human being though…this lady’s fat suit and makeup looks so crazy, you just know she’s not for real.

  5. 5
    chooch850
    Posted October 26, 2011 at 5:37 pm

    Yeh… like I’d wear hot pink!

  6. 6
    nestofvipers nestofvipers
    Posted October 26, 2011 at 11:57 pm

    like they couldn’t find someone who was actually fat to do this? oh wait.. they just want the ‘pretty’ girl to cry about how hard it was. pathetic!

  7. 7
    shana
    Posted October 27, 2011 at 12:55 am

    Meh, I think she looks better fat. Takes away some of the attention from her enormous forehead and screetchy voice.

    This was also done with Gwenyth Paltrow for Shallow Hal, way back when. It was slightly interesting then (her take on the fat suit), but utterly moronic now.

  8. 8
    giffordsaz
    Posted October 27, 2011 at 1:11 am

    The clothesw blow it. t obvious that she is not real. Geez, al least make her look real.
    AND GIVE US THE PODCAST ALREADY…. WHY ARE YOU HOLDING OUT?

  9. 9
    hot cawfee
    Posted October 27, 2011 at 6:34 am

    wow–snickering and staring???? Could it be the ridic mask she has on????? Full on Rocky Dennis
    @giffordsaz—Exactly—it doesnt look real at all—none it does–the clothes dont fit at all.
    And as a big girl myself–we dont dress like that.
    Poor Melis— no jewelry, faux fur–and eeeeeppppp— no Rolex

  10. 10
    hot cawfee
    Posted October 27, 2011 at 8:11 am

    snickering and staring– on display on display on display
    hhmmmmmm– she doesn’t look like Lauren Manzo– is that some point that was to be made ????

  11. 11
    Joy_Subtraction
    Posted October 27, 2011 at 8:34 am

    @hot cawfee – Rocky Dennis?! Exactly what she looks like.

    I get so tired of these thin people wearing fat suits and claiming to be doing something major for society.

    I also really appreciate the fact they added glasses to really seal her hideousness. Those of us unfortunate enough to have poor vision simply must resign to the fact that we’re forever doomed to be ugly…When I’m not wearing glasses, I look like Angelina Jolie and when I put them on I instantly look like Rosie O’Donnell.

  12. 12
    Joy_Subtraction
    Posted October 27, 2011 at 8:37 am

    OK, now that I’ve also seen the preview…holy crap this is stupid. People are snickering and talking because she’s obviously in a fat suit and followed by 17 cameras! It seems only vapid women do this “social experiment” so they can seem deep and caring, ahem Tyra.

  13. 13
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted October 27, 2011 at 8:48 am

    Why do people keep doing this as a social experiment? This was only interesting (and funny) when Eddie Murphy did it for Nutty Professor.

  14. 14
    saffie
    Posted October 27, 2011 at 10:16 am

    Soooo…to recap:

    A) Fat women like to dress in hideous pantsuits that don’t fit

    B) All fat women wear glasses and grease up their hair

    C) Fat women actually look like they are stuffed full of cotton

    and

    D) cameras follow fat chicks around all day like they’re a rare zoo exhibit.

    Being a tad fluffy myself, I can honestly say I’ve NEVER been followed around by cameras; I’ve NEVER thought about squeezing myself into a pant suit that was obviously five sizes too small and the color of Pepto-coated vomit; I do NOT wear my hair slicked down nor do I happen to wear glasses except for prescription sunglasses which do nothing but make me look like I’m wearing…well, sunglasses; and my body is stretched out by four children so it’s not stuffed with cotton, it looks more like a deflated and stretched out balloon.

    These “investigative reports” are really very stupid and the people that participate in them are even more judgmental than the people pointing and giggling. Too bad I can’t go around wearing a skinny suit and complaining about how I get mistreated being a pampered and spoiled housewife.

  15. 15
    shana
    Posted October 27, 2011 at 3:07 pm

    See, if this was a real “investigative report”, she would spend the next six months gaining the weight for real. Then she can fully appreciate the experience. Now that would be real commitment and worth watching. What experience is there when you know you can take it off anytime you want?

  16. 16
    hot cawfee
    Posted October 27, 2011 at 5:55 pm

    @saffie– YES– that is exactly how my days go–I do vary my hot pink track suit with a purple one. My camera crew tells me the colors show up better during filming.
    @shana— amen to that !!!!– Let’s see her put the weight and then take it off—see how Little Joe and Tarzan like it.

  17. 17
    shana
    Posted October 28, 2011 at 1:55 am

    @ hot cawfee: lol! I was thinking the same thing!

  18. 18
    JuneSummer
    Posted October 28, 2011 at 8:13 am

    Paris Hilton is on her way to the MJ trial. Maybe she is jealous that her aunts are getting more attention than she is.

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