Memory Lane: Real World Blanket Rape

Watercooler

By Flipit | Friday, July 13, 2012 | 10:02 am | 11 Comments
Posted in: Memory Lane, Screening Room, Watercooler

Ah, Real World, no matter how much trash you filter on and off of my TV, there’s one piece that won’t ever leave my memory. Tami! Every time I see a blanket I think of rape. Thanks, T! Enjoy!

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11 Comments

  1. 1
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted July 13, 2012 at 11:18 am

    I’m not ashamed to admit that I still constantly say “that wasn’t not funny” just to make myself laugh.

  2. 2
    Sugarbush Sugarbush
    Posted July 13, 2012 at 11:35 am

    I love you calling it “blanket rape”. I knew exactly what you were talking about without even seeing the pic. That was the OG of ridiculous, unnecessary reality drama. It was the very first THE CHRISTENING.

  3. 3
    Tallulah
    Posted July 13, 2012 at 11:38 am

    After watching the video I looked at some other videos from that season. Honestly it was kinda weird, it was like watching an old movie. I was born in ’94 so it felt different compared to Real World now.

  4. 4
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted July 13, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    All I think of is her wiring her jaw shut like a whacko…and blanket rape.

  5. 5
    Jaime Sommers
    Posted July 13, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    It’s a relief to see that Tami has matured from being such a melodramatic giant cunt sore and.. oh… wait a minute.

    Never mind.

  6. 6
    Enrique's Mole
    Posted July 13, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    One of my all time favorite Real World moments! God, I wish they still played the old seasons in re-runs.

  7. 7
    kessthemess
    Posted July 13, 2012 at 5:35 pm

    Shocked their is no Daniel Tosh reference on this thread yet…

  8. 8
    Stacey
    Posted July 13, 2012 at 9:25 pm

    How I long for the days when Tami’s mouth was wired shut!

  9. 9
    Hypnotoad Hypnotoad
    Posted July 13, 2012 at 9:55 pm

    Hey, Enrique — if you have Hulu Plus, you can watch all of season 2! All of it! Including Tami’s Hulk-out. I had totally forgotten about this until this post. I long for the days when The Real World was about honest, bitchy, melodramatic, crazy drama instead of who-got-crabs-from-the-hot-tub-oh-who-cares-let’s-get-wasted! fiesta it is now.

    I nominate Felicity getting her hair cut for the next memory lane. I love that show so much, but holy shit, there was SUCH a brouhaha about her g.d. hair cut that I feel the need to comment on it.

  10. 10
    BedHeadJen
    Posted July 15, 2012 at 8:58 pm

    I’m a slave, I’m a slave, I’m a slave to your lovin’….Just the mention of her name makes me sing it.

  11. 11
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted July 16, 2012 at 10:17 am

    I just want to add that I screamed “That Wasn’t Not Funny!” all weekend in memory of the good old days.

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