Michael Jackson Is Probably Rolling In His Grave

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By Nads | Monday, March 4, 2013 | 2:05 pm | 16 Comments
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I just read that La Toya Jackson is pimping out the Jackson kids: Prince, Paris, and Blanket to do their own reality show. I guess La Toya is in charge of the Jackson kids’ trust, and home girl has chosen the reality route…yikes!!! MJ’s dead body probably just died again, and again. He tried so hard to keep his kids out of the spotlight and now they’re all over the place–Prince is on ET, and the rest will follow. Rumor is that OWN is the highest bidder on this show. I fear the ghost wrath of Michael. I hope this whole story is a rumor for dead MJ’s sake…and if it’s not, I want to know all about Blanket!!!!!!!! What’s behind those mysterious eyes under the sheet? How did he feel being dangled? Oh Blanket, where art thou? 

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16 Comments

  1. 1
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted March 4, 2013 at 3:13 pm

    I never thought MJ was much of a roller. Moonwalker, airwalker, leaner (i.e. Smooth Criminal video), but not a roller.

  2. 2
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted March 4, 2013 at 4:03 pm

    Who the hell put LaToya in charge of those kids with her crazy ass self.

    And I feel like the show would be boring. They’re too young to be doing anything entertaining.

  3. 3
    labowner
    Posted March 4, 2013 at 4:13 pm

    How old is Prince and why hasn’t he emancipated himself yet and taken over the duties for the kids? Then he can call their real mom and beg for a normal life.

  4. 4
    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted March 4, 2013 at 4:44 pm

    I thought their grandmother was in charge.

    @labowener: I think he’s like 16/17.

  5. 5
    labowner
    Posted March 4, 2013 at 5:38 pm

    My friend was emancipated at 14. How old is the girl from Modern Family?

    It’s not like any judge wouldn’t look at that situation and yell Run Prince, Paris and Blanket, run and try to carve out a normal life for yourselves.

  6. 6
    Lizbot
    Posted March 4, 2013 at 8:36 pm

    Their real mom is crazy herself. Seems like there aren’t really very many sane adults connected with this family.

  7. 7
    yeknom
    Posted March 5, 2013 at 7:08 am

    Yeah those kids were born into a family of cray cray.

    If the show does happen, I think Blanket might be the most interesting of them all.

  8. 8
    WaffleBoy
    Posted March 5, 2013 at 7:28 am

    Well, let’s be honest here, it’s an old Jackson family tradition to sacrifice your children’s childhoods to put them greenbacks in the bank. I mean their father went to work when he was seven and that didn’t screw him…okay, that’s a bad example.
    Also, who says this isn’t just the Jacksons coming up with something to keep LaToya from taking her clothes off again? Maybe Janet had the kids over and told them look, do a lame reality show for a season, and Aunt Toy-Toy won’t keep coming over and stealing all your Pringles potato chips and mouth wash.

  9. 9
    J-Mo J-Mo
    Posted March 5, 2013 at 7:32 am

    This is really happening and a very ominous sign of it was given to us last night on RuPaul’s Drag Race… LaToya was a guest judge (for the THIRD TIME) and when Ru asked her “How’s life for LaToya?” she just giggled and said “YOU’LL see…”

    I wonder if she’s going to relaunch her “music” career with the show? Hmmmmmm….

    love, J-Mo :)

  10. 10
    itchy itchy
    Posted March 5, 2013 at 9:12 am

    Well, maybe they can track down their real father then?

  11. 11
    Faye
    Posted March 5, 2013 at 10:14 am

    There a segment today on Good Morning America & LaToya is getting a reality show on OWN and London, King and Quilt will appear in the second episode.

    I thought my aunt who urinated in her husbands rice and convinced him it was butter when she found him in bed with their neighbor was crazy but on a scale from 1 to Jacked-up-SUN she’s barely a 6

  12. 12
    Moli Moli
    Posted March 5, 2013 at 10:17 am

    itchy their real father died in 2009

  13. 13
    wcsdancer
    Posted March 5, 2013 at 2:09 pm

    Paris is stunning.

  14. 14
    S-Natch S-Natch
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 10:12 am

    @Moli – not so fast! I think there is something to Mark Lester’s claims: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1205288/Is-Mark-Lester-father-Michael-Jacksons-daughter-Paris.html

  15. 15
    Moli Moli
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 9:52 pm

    I could care less what the article insinuates, Michael raised his children from birth(from 2009 and nothing has come of it). Prince I, Paris and Prince II(Blanket) were all Michael’s children, sperm and egg donation does NOT equate to parentage in my eyes. I do not know Michael…but what I’ve seen he loved his kids with all his heart his name should and always be Dad(dy) to them.

  16. 16
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 10:03 pm

    The kids were accessories and toys for Michael. They have never had normal lives, and they never will. And hasn’t the “let’s watch some rich kids do what they want” played out already?

    Lastly, would some please cut Prince Michael II’s hair? I couldn’t figure out who the little girl was in the photo.

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