Michael Lohan Is A MESS!

Watercooler

By Nads | Thursday, October 27, 2011 | 11:28 am | 7 Comments
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Our podcast hasn’t been posted yet, but when it is you’ll hear a story about how Michael Lohan had a physical confrontation with his girlfriend, Kate Major (**update**our podcast had tech difficulties, so it won’t be posted). Well, here’s a follow up to that story…the judge ordered Michael to NOT contact Kate (after the altercation), and said, “If you even dream about it and you violate my order, you will go to jail.”

Well, he couldn’t contain himself…shortly after leaving jail, Michael called Kate, she called the cops and put him on speaker, and the cops headed to where Michael was staying, The Tahitian Inn. When the cops got there, Michael then tried to escape by jumping off his balcony and landed in a tree. Needless to say, they caught him, and he’s in troubs.

What a mess!!!! I’d have to say Lindsay is worse than her dad, but just like the old commercial used to say, “I learned it from watching you, Dad!”

Here’s the video of Michael from the local Fox affiliate in Tampa:

Michael Lohan arrested 12 hours after being released on bail: MyFoxTAMPABAY.com

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

7 Comments

  1. 1
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted October 27, 2011 at 12:13 pm

    On the days that I’ve slept until 2pm, haven’t shaved, and the outlook doesn’t look promising for putting on pants, at least I can always say: “Michael Lohan is much more fucked up than me…”

    Between Michael and Dina, Lindsay really never had a chance, did she? If she lives that long, Lindsay will probably turn out just like Kim from RHoBH: twitchy and under the influence whenever conscious.

  2. 2
    Wilma Fengherdu
    Posted October 27, 2011 at 12:56 pm

    What a doof! And The Tahitian Inn sounds swanky – like “Truckers Welcome”, “1-Hr. Nap Rates Available”, and Adult Novelty dispensers in each bathroom…

    Not like I’d know.

  3. 3
    kczar
    Posted October 27, 2011 at 1:38 pm

    No podgasm?? Damn it, there goes my Friday morning laugh!

    And the whole Lohan family is a mess. They all just need to to go some kind of rehab island where they can withdraw from media whoredom.

  4. 4
    Tmurda
    Posted October 27, 2011 at 3:54 pm

    Ugh. I WISH micheal lohan would try to hit me! What a douche. You know you’re the biggest loser on the planet when your coke-head, bulimic, trainwreck daughter is ashamed/embarrassed by you to the point of basically disowning you as a parent. I can just see him calling her at all hours of the night (purely out of boredom and poor-ness) to “check on her” out of great concern for her well-being (pft), and her immediatly hitting the “fuck you” button as she’s mid-snort off of a strip-club toilet seat. Dr. Drew better not allow him back to rehab, unless he agrees to NOT act as if he doesnt really have a prob by saying he’s doin it all for lindsay, out of fear for HER diseased future. Way to set a good example, dad!….ya know……15yrs too late……now that she’s already a full-blown destructive mess.

  5. 5
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted October 27, 2011 at 5:31 pm

    @Wilma Fengherdu: Hey, I love those adult novelty dispensers in bathrooms. You never know when you’re going to need a pina colada-scented, glow in the dark condom, and a single-use packet of Axe cologne.

  6. 6
    someguy
    Posted October 27, 2011 at 10:27 pm

    It is clear that no other people can stand to be around either of them they should stay together. Can’t Drew get to Tampa and get on TV and fix both of them and distance himself as soon as things go wrong again.Kate should do playboy jump start her stardom.Mike now we know where your daughter gets all her excuses and nothing is her fault just like Pop.Time for no more coverage of either of them.I am sure they moved to Tampa to get to all the pills they enjoy.maybe this time he can see the nude pics of his kid in the cells of all his new friends

  7. 7
    nads
    Posted October 28, 2011 at 1:09 am

    @kczar – I know it was such a good one too! Flipit’s computer did something and we only have his audio. I’m SOOO sad!!!!!

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