Michaele Salahi Is Knockin’ Boots With The Journey Guitarist

Watercooler

By Nads | Thursday, September 15, 2011 | 6:53 am | 14 Comments
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Michaele-Salahi

I can’t stop laughing at this headline. TMZ reported that Tareq Salahi called authorities because he thought his wife had been abducted, when in reality she ran off with The Journey guitarist, Neal Schon.

I guess Michaele has been dating Neal and has been following him on the road. Where Tareq was in all this, who knows? All I know is that karma is catching up to him pretty quickly. I didn’t even know their marriage was on the rocks. Serves him right….as for Neal, I say run for the hills–that bitch is crazy!



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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

14 Comments

  1. 1
    Tmurda
    Posted September 15, 2011 at 7:01 am

    Man, that MS sure doesn’t seem to slow this woman down at all!..Hmmmm….

  2. 2
    featherhead
    Posted September 15, 2011 at 8:16 am

    I’m sure Tareq will welcome her back with Open Arms…. @Tmurda I think its BS not MS that she has.

  3. 3
    JenP
    Posted September 15, 2011 at 8:55 am

    Tareq has been advised to “Don’t stop believing” she was kidnapped.

  4. 4
    JenP
    Posted September 15, 2011 at 8:56 am

    I guess she wanted them to go their “Separate Ways.”

    Okay, I’m done. I swear.

  5. 5
    Jaycee
    Posted September 15, 2011 at 9:50 am

    Well, I’m not! Michaele has not being treating Tareq “Faithfully” ever since he couldn’t give it to her “Any Way [she] Want[s] It,” so now she’s “Lovin’, Touchin’, Squeezin’” this poor bastard.

  6. 6
    sheesh
    Posted September 15, 2011 at 10:09 am

    Tareq..”Who’s Crying Now”

  7. 7
    featherhead
    Posted September 15, 2011 at 10:10 am

    Come on now the Girl Can’t Help it! Who’s Crying Now? Only The Young can live without money. Tareq is broke, Don’t Stop Believin’ that Michaele is a gold digger. You can look at it Anyway You Want it….
    Tee Hee this is fun!!!!

  8. 8
    sheesh
    Posted September 15, 2011 at 10:17 am

    We really should be cutting these MS and NS some slack.
    Maybe they really are “Stone in Love” (whatever the fuck that means).

  9. 9
    Wilma Fengherdu
    Posted September 15, 2011 at 4:39 pm

    I can’t stop laughing at the photo from the TMZ link you posted, Nads – Neil looks so…kinda…um, “runty” (in the photo of four). Methinks he should start spelling his name “Kneel”, no?

  10. 10
    MtnMama
    Posted September 15, 2011 at 7:02 pm

    Andy is kicking himself right now for not renewing RHODC. This debacle is WAY more interesting than the White House crashing!

  11. 11
    June Summer
    Posted September 15, 2011 at 8:48 pm

    @MtnMama:
    My daughter said the same thing. lol
    Diane Diamond said that Michaele dated the Journey guy before she hooked up with Tareq. CNN was laughing about him calling the FBI instead of the local cops. Tareq is broke so what could “kidnappers”
    want? Maybe they thought the invitation existed?

  12. 12
    mere2142
    Posted September 16, 2011 at 6:27 am

    They showed a picture on the Today show this morning of the two of them that they said was taken by ‘her unsuspecting husband’ Tareq. Lol.

  13. 13
    2muchbravo
    Posted September 16, 2011 at 11:02 am

    The dude from Journey must be 15-20 yrs older than her! He must’ve been “Feeling That Way” when she made googly eyes at him. Or perhaps the “Wheel In The Sky” was turning.

  14. 14
    LAC
    Posted September 17, 2011 at 11:46 am

    Oh, c’mon! Anyone with a medical degree knows that MS can be cured or at least controlled with a dose of Journey guitarist sperm. She is trying to take care of herself and don’t stop believing!!!!

    BWAHAHAHAHAA!!

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