Michaele Salahi Is Playboy Bound

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By Nads | Tuesday, September 7, 2010 | 12:55 pm | 9 Comments
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Michaele Salahi is set to do a full-frontal spread for Playboy. That news drives me crazy, because Michaele  is so lame! She’s as smart as the grapes she grows on her vineyard, and that’s giving her too much credit.

I know Michaele and Tareq are famewhore con-artists, but she’s really milking it now, and people are buying her B.S. TMZ reported that she’s going to shoot her issue later this month, and she’s hoping for a cover. Shoot, if she’s showing her Chia Pet she better get a cover…I’d laugh my ass off if she didn’t.

I just wish VH1 still aired America’s Most Smartest Model, because she’d be simply amazing on that show.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

9 Comments

  1. 1
    LAC
    Posted September 7, 2010 at 1:19 pm

    They will have to airbrush her so much, she will be the first albino to get a spread. Yuckarama…

  2. 2
    Prodigal Cheez
    Posted September 7, 2010 at 6:29 pm

    @LAC – LOL!

    She’s all boney too, I hope they do an homage to Karen Carpenter. “Can’t Puke Without Food”

    You know I can’t puke without food,
    I can’t puke without food,
    I can’t lift my head and can’t do a thing,
    I’m finding it hard to do anything,
    You see I feel fat just so fat,
    I feel chunky, like a food junkie,
    If you only knew the chunks that I blew,
    I just can’t puke without you!

  3. 3
    Iona Trailer
    Posted September 7, 2010 at 7:23 pm

    Ewww….who wants to see her bony ass naked?

  4. 4
    JasonR
    Posted September 8, 2010 at 7:01 am

    I’d tap that.

  5. 5
    LAC
    Posted September 8, 2010 at 7:03 am

    Prodigal…LMAO! Jaysus, I thought we were headed to normal sized “woman” (buh bye, Danielle…)on the cover of these mags. Just please no Tareq with his shirt off and a sweater tied around his neck. He is a big enough famewhore to do it…

  6. 6
    giffordsaz
    Posted September 8, 2010 at 7:25 am

    Jason.. you would bet your butt beat if
    Mrs. Jason knew you were thinkin about tappin that.

  7. 7
    2muchbravo
    Posted September 8, 2010 at 7:59 am

    @Giff I’d say Jason’s judgement wasn’t too sound. He lets Toonces drive his car!

  8. 8
    truthsquad
    Posted September 8, 2010 at 10:22 am

    My eyes! My eyes!

  9. 9
    Goldendoor
    Posted September 10, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    She must be a smoker or a former smoker with all those lines around her mouth. Good thing they will airbrush those out. The rest of her, yuck, desperate for money and attention, any kind.

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