Michelle McGee: I’m Totally a Good Person

Watercooler

By Flipit | Monday, May 3, 2010 | 11:21 am | 5 Comments
Posted in: Featured, Watercooler

Sandra Bullock got screwed. We all know that. She’s dumped Jesse and is now being photographed with her new kid. I’m happy for her, but there’s nothing more uninteresting than happiness, so let’s just congratulate her and move on to the real meat of the story: Michelle McGee!

That tatted up slut cake that was Jesse James’ “original mistress” has a very supportive dad. Some might say too supportive. I don’t think she was spanked enough as a child, personally. Dad gave an interview to RadarOnline about his brat:

“I just spoke with Michelle and she did not know anything about Sandra or Jesse adopting a baby she was completely in the dark about it,” he said. “If she had known that Jesse was involved in adopting a baby then she would never have gotten involved with him in the first place that’s for sure. It’s one thing to cheat on your wife but to do it when you are adopting a baby is really, really low, it shows just what type of man he is.”

Well, glad to know there’s a line there, Dad. Michelle is no longer a skanky whore. Now she’s just a trashy slut. Thanks for clearing that up.


Evel Dick gets implants.
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5 Comments

  1. 1
    uglycutie
    Posted May 3, 2010 at 9:30 pm

    Just checking to see if
    I can post comments from my mobilem.

    McGee’s a whore.

  2. 2
    uglycutie
    Posted May 3, 2010 at 9:32 pm

    Yayyyyy!!!! She is a whore!

    …And mobile comments work
    now!!!!!

  3. 3
    here4beer
    Posted May 4, 2010 at 4:15 am

    OK so let me get this straight… it’s OK to be a home wrecking slut for a couple with 4 kids, but if they have FIVE kids? No fucking way!! Nice to know there’s a line in the sand.

  4. 4
    here4beer
    Posted May 4, 2010 at 4:15 am

    OMG the comments are soooo fast! WHEEE!!

  5. 5
    here4beer
    Posted May 4, 2010 at 4:57 am

    hmmmm my comment disappeared.

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