Miss Andy Says “Hell no” To Heidi Montag

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By Nads | Thursday, February 10, 2011 | 4:40 am | 14 Comments
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And that’s why we love Miss Andy!!! As soon as the DUMB, RIDICULOUS, IDIOTIC, LUDICROUS (did I say DUMB?) rumor hit the fan about Heidi Montag wanting to join the The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Miss Andy put the kibosh on it! THANK GOD!

This is how it went down…

Heidi tweeted this:

Heidi

And in response to a tweet that Andy received, he tweeted this:

Andy


So there you have it!! It was all just a dirty rumor. We all knew it was, but it still got under my skin because I knew it was all B.S. that Heidi and Spencer were trying to pull. They’ll write a press release if Heidi breaks a nail.

Ding dong, you’re wrong, Heidi!

Justice is served. Happy Thursday.


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14 Comments

  1. 1
    Where's My Coffee?
    Posted February 10, 2011 at 5:10 am

    Thank Goodness! So far, that plastic slut and her goofy gooney husband haven’t entered my life in any way. If they managed to ruin the Real Housewives for me, I’d have been some pissed. This is excellent news Nads!

  2. 2
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted February 10, 2011 at 8:10 am

    Oh my God. When you are too shameless a fame whore for ANDY FREAKIN’ COHEN you just really need a near death experience or a few years in the Peace Corps to right those wrongs.

  3. 3
    mere2142
    Posted February 10, 2011 at 8:30 am

    As much as I’d hate for these assholes to get any more publicity, I have to admit it would be entertaining to see the BH wives just tear Heidi to shreds. But I would be so upset if Bobblehead Cohen screwed with my favorite franchisee so I’m happy to see his reply! I’m guessing this is just a case of Spencer stirring the pot as usual to get their names back in the press.

    @ vallegirl AGREED! These two must have some serious repenting to do!

  4. 4
    thiajok
    Posted February 10, 2011 at 8:58 am

    What Vallegirl said. That’s a new low in reality t.v. world, to be turned down flat by Miss Andy.

  5. 5
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted February 10, 2011 at 9:19 am

    It does show that Miss Andy actually has a moral center. I always figured that where Cohen’s soul was supposed to be, there was, instead, a naked singularity.

  6. 6
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted February 10, 2011 at 9:24 am

    No way. Peace Corps won’t do it. Not by a long shot. If both of them walked into separate pediatric transplant centers and said “heart, lungs, brain, liver, kidneys, bone marrow, cut that shit out, I’m donating it all”… THEN St. Peter might let them in. But they’d still have a tougher probation period than Lindsay Lohan, that’s for sure.

  7. 7
    tvaholic
    Posted February 10, 2011 at 10:02 am

    @nwmtv-new low for organ donation-being rejected based on the alcohol-saturated, silicon-infused vessels & lack of any viable brain cell activity. And just cuz they’re gross. Could you imagine waking up & being told you received some sort of human tissue from the Flesh-colored Bearded One? The horror…They’re screwed.

  8. 8
    2muchbravo
    Posted February 10, 2011 at 10:40 am

    I don’t really know much about Speidi. Don’t know from what hell they sprang. But, when I think of RH and fake I think of Gretchen and Slade. Maybe Miss Andy would let them amble down the PCH and join them?

  9. 9
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted February 10, 2011 at 11:54 am

    @nwmtv – I wasn’t thinking about their immortal souls, I was just commenting on how they could elevate their image to where Andy “Famewhore” Cohen wouldn’t look at them and tell them to take some time off.

  10. 10
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 10, 2011 at 12:11 pm

    @2muchbravo: That would be a good idea. Well, not to see Speidi ever again would be better. But considering they had their start on an OC based reality show, it’s only fitting that that’s where they’d be most comfortable.

    But really, Heidi is the same age as these women’s daughters..it would be highly innappropirate to film scenes where they tell her their marriage problems over copious amounts of wine.

    However, somethings tells me Spencer and Slade would get on pretty well. Or fight for screen time, culminating in an alpha male deul to the death. Now that, i’d watch.

  11. 11
    someguy
    Posted February 10, 2011 at 6:55 pm

    Big mistake this couple will just take there talent to another network. How could he deny them? they are to big for Tv any way they belong in movies or on broadway. I mean she makes great music and can act like an oscar winner.Spencer can act direct and produce. nothing is going to stop there rise to the top.True talent like they have can’t be contained.We need to all bre thankful we live in a time were we can witness there gifts.

  12. 12
    k37744
    Posted February 11, 2011 at 3:18 am

    Where’s Tori Spelling when you need her?

    Not for her acting, just for the last name. Holy moly, my brain hurts.

  13. 13
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 11, 2011 at 3:43 am

    Oh gosh..Tori with her bony body and bad boob job..she would be a horrible (yet entertaining) addition to the cast. “Oh Dean, I love you!”
    Maybe not such a bad idea as it gives Lisa plenty of fodder for her snarky wit. Also, imagine Taylor kissing her ass and making Kyle jealous. Not because Kyle really likes Taylor, but doesn’t everyone want a minion?

  14. 14
    June Summer
    Posted February 20, 2011 at 4:06 am

    I thought Andy or Bravo did some media spin when the “White House
    Crashers” from DC got busted.

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