Miss California’s Boobs: Officially Sponsored By The Pageant

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By Nads | Friday, May 1, 2009 | 1:10 pm | 1 Comments
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Carrie's Boobs Are Fake

The rumors are true, Miss California’s boobs were paid for by the Miss California pageant. Keith Lewis, the co-Director of the Miss California pageant told The Early Show, “We assisted when Carrie came to us and voiced the interest in having the procedure done…We want to put her in the best possible confidence in order to present herself in the best possible light on a national stage.”

I guess she didn’t do anything illegal…and it all makes sense if Trump is the owner of the organization. But for some reason it just all seems unethical to me that the pageant paid for her boobs.

It would be like if the Yankees paid for A-Rod’s steroids. I guess the only difference is that boobs are legal and steroids aren’t.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

One Comment

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    pixielated
    Posted May 2, 2009 at 9:45 pm

    Well, I guess Miss California did present herself in the best light–until she opened her mouth.

    I think it is pretty common for pageant committees to pay for various procedures, coaching, etc. for their contestants. I think that is why certain states tend to do so well; they spend more money.

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