More New Jersey Housewives Havoc

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By Nads | | 3:43 am | 11 Comments
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Teresa Giudice and company have been named in a lawsuit for allegedly beating the sh*t out of a Chicago-area cop while taping their current season at the Hard Rock Hotel in the Dominican Republic. From my understanding, Teresa and Juicy Joe allegedly sprayed Adolfo Arreola’s (Chicago cop) mother-in-law in the face with champagne. Then, Arreola (the cop) confronted Juicy Joe, the Manzo brothers stepped in (because that’s what they do), and all hell broke loose.

Long story short, Arreola suffered from cuts and bruises, a broken arm and has undergone surgery. He claims he was “savagely beat, kicked, punched, scratched, jumped.” Furthermore, Arreola’s cousin, who was also involved, suffered from a broken leg and a torn MCL.

How are we just hearing about all of this now? This alleged incident happened in February. When Snooki got punched, we knew about long before the episode aired, which makes me think the dots don’t connect. I don’t doubt that The Giudices’ beat the crap out of somebody, but it sounds like both parties are guilty. These damn Housewives can never catch a break…or stop breaking legs.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

11 Comments

  1. 1
    Jazzy
    Posted June 14, 2011 at 4:25 am

    God, this Jersey cast is such a group of scumbags. In what world is it ok to spray someone in the face with champagne? Maybe when the son came over to say something, Juicy Joe & Tre should have maybe, oh, APOLOGIZED?? I just hope Juicy and the Manzo idiots end up in jail together.

  2. 2
    Where's My Coffee?
    Posted June 14, 2011 at 4:30 am

    Arreola is a most ufortunate name.

  3. 3
    ohralphie
    Posted June 14, 2011 at 4:56 am

    Broken arms and legs — color me impressed, Househos!
    No wonder Miss Andy tiptoes around this bunch at reunion time.

  4. 4
    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted June 14, 2011 at 6:34 am

    I remember hearing about the incident back then, but not about the injuries. Maybe they couldn’t go to the press at that time due to pending law situations?

  5. 5
    baymenxpac
    Posted June 14, 2011 at 7:19 am

    i think the reason we knew about the snooki punch long before it aired was because it was teased in the original trailer for the show, which debuted long before the series premiere.

  6. 6
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted June 14, 2011 at 7:30 am

    I may go search for that clip of Snooki getting punched out again.

    I really enjoyed that. It felt kinda like… the world righting itself.

  7. 7
    Sassygrl72
    Posted June 14, 2011 at 7:35 am
  8. 8
    2muchbravo
    Posted June 14, 2011 at 7:58 am

    Why can’t this crew go to the OC and throw champagne in Tamra’s face and yank her around a little? Poor cop has to deal with Arreola as a name.

  9. 9
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted June 14, 2011 at 11:12 am

    Aww man! Now that there’s a lawsuit, Bravo most likely won’t show it! Damn you, Arreola! Damn your pink, puckered face.

  10. 10
    jayem
    Posted June 14, 2011 at 3:03 pm

    When you said Manzo brothers, I immediately thought Albert (the dad) and Chris (although I realize Chris is not a Manzo). I’m very surprised it was Caroline’s sons. They don’t strike me as fighters. Especially not ones that could inflict that much damage. Or any damage at all!

    According to the realfauxhousewives.com article, all the husbands were there. How were Joe and the kids the only ones to get into the fight?? And not the other Joe (Gorga). This is weird. I need more info.

    On another note, this picture of Ramona is going to haunt my nightmares:
    http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2010/03/29/ramona-singer-doesnt-like-paying-for-shit-but-takes-credit-for-everything/finding-amanda-premiere-290408/
    Does she not realize how batshit crazy she looks?! If you saw her on the street, would you not guard your purse and your children and cross the street??

  11. 11
    ohralphie
    Posted June 15, 2011 at 5:29 am

    Just read that Officer Nipple is actually a rent a cop for the University of Chicago — I was wondering why he sucked so bad at fighting. Also read that Dominican police held Nips passports till they signed a released prepared by Bravo lawyers basically promising not to sue. They are suing anyhow claiming coerision. As an added bonus rent a cop and his cousin are suing for damages saying that they can no longer work due to injuries sustained in the fight.

    Coruption, lawyers, fraud and fighting …… mmmmmmmm, smells like Jersey.

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