MTV Has Been Warning The Situation About His Drinking For A While Now

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By Nads | Monday, April 2, 2012 | 1:24 pm | 15 Comments
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I guess MTV has been warning The Situation about his drinking since season 2, and he promised to get it together…but then he didn’t…which is why he’s in rehab now…

How drunk does The Situation have to be to get warned by The Jersey Shore producers? That cast is drunk ALL THE TIME. Unless The Situation was like Nicolas Cage in Leaving Las Vegas, it doesn’t seem like he’s any more drunk than the others. He’s certainly a lot douchier and rapier, but not anymore drunk.

Rumors are that they’re looking for more cast members, but MTV insists that they have no plans to replace anyone on the cast.

God, could you imagine if they actually replaced the cast? I’d have no interest in watching. Remember what happened when Saved By The Bell got a new class? It was not positive.

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15 Comments

  1. 1
    maryedith
    Posted April 2, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    So he has a situation, huh? Please let him rename himself The Intervention before it’s all over.

  2. 2
    CathodeTube CathodeTube
    Posted April 2, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    Is that a The More You Know logo carved into his hair?

  3. 3
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted April 2, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    Slater 48

  4. 4
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted April 2, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    It’s a map to Doucheburg.

  5. 5
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted April 2, 2012 at 2:38 pm

    He doesn’t need a map. He’s a founding father.

  6. 6
    WaffleBoy
    Posted April 2, 2012 at 3:29 pm

    I know MTV keeps saying alcohol, but didn’t Snookie get so ripped last season she wizzed on the floor? I know she had a UTI, but sober people don’t giggle about things like that and keep partying. Not to mention that Deena is like Barney Gumble from The Simpsons in drag. I’m just saying he acted a lot more like somebody who to paraphrase Trading Places “was on one of the bad drugs Mortimer,” and now it turns out he was the only person on the show being over-served. It doesn’t add up to me

  7. 7
    featherhead
    Posted April 2, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    Plus Snookie had alcohol poisoning in Miami and went to the hospital (they tried to keep that under wraps) . I think quite a few of them have alcohol (and some drug) problems, but then I guess they wouldn’t have a show if they were all sober.

  8. 8
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted April 3, 2012 at 7:28 am

    I liked the new Saved by the Bell class. It was The College Years that turned me off.

  9. 9
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted April 3, 2012 at 8:18 am

    Well, the unit got busted for Special K when they came back from Italy… do you really think the Sitch doesn’t partake? We’re smarter than that Gasmii.

  10. 10
    hot cawfee
    Posted April 3, 2012 at 4:48 pm

    I think our little Nads hit on something— Mike is alot “rapier”. I would love to be a fly on the wall in the MTV legal dept—I think some girls may have said “No” alot and he got mad and well…flaccid.

  11. 11
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted April 3, 2012 at 5:03 pm

    But special K is a tranquilizer. It’s a downer. And if you do too much, you “K-hole”, or fall into a stupor until it wears off an hour later. The Sitch is way too “up” to be abusing downers. Not to say, he doesn’t pertake. But it’s not what he went to rehab for, imo. I’d say he sniffed a lot of coke to stay up each night and remain “sober” enough to keep partying and drinking all night.

    These people are GTL’ing all day, then pregaming with RonRon Juice, then hitting the clubs to do shots and more shots, only to come home, cook food, and hang out on the patio till sunrise?? Hellz no. Not without coke or adderall, methinks.
    Shoot, I got tired just writing that.

  12. 12
    JimbobJones Jimbob Jones
    Posted April 3, 2012 at 11:25 pm

    They’ve been getting on him since Season 2 — but all of their comments were “You didn’t drink enough in Season 1. Drink More!… (Oh, and don’t drink too much)”

  13. 13
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted April 4, 2012 at 4:24 am

    I think you’re right there, um, everybody. It’s the old too much too soon syndrome. Unsophisticated, not too bright, gets baaaad advice from people who are supposed to be all that he isn’t. All of a sudden he’s rich and famous and can get and do anything he wants.

    What is with the term “rapier” lately? Aggressive with women? They must sign waivers ’cause nobody talks and ya know the tabloids would pay big bucks to listen. And report.

  14. 14
    Sugarbush Joy_Subtraction
    Posted April 4, 2012 at 10:08 am

    I totally agree. He definitely acts like a cokehead. I have experience with that as all of my bosses when I was a teenager were cokeheads. He gets too amped up, all paranoid, sweaty for no reason, etc. Especially that time his dick was out. I kept telling my husband, “That’s dude’s on coke…” and he agreed.

  15. 15
    Marianna Steriadis
    Posted April 8, 2012 at 5:44 am

    Now with the main alcohol abuser knocked up and out of the clubs, the Sitch will have to find even more chicks who are DTF to pick up the slack.

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