MTV Renews Jersey Shore

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By Nads | Monday, March 19, 2012 | 2:13 pm | 16 Comments
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I don’t know how this happened, but it did…MTV renewed Jersey Shore for a sixth season. They want to make season six all about Snooki’s pregnancy. I swear I just read an article with Snooki saying that she refuses to live at the Shore house while she’s pregnant. I guess money talks…That poor baby will have fetal alcohol syndrome just by osmosis. How are they planning on doing this??

Production is slated to begin this summer–just in time for Snooki to go into labor after everyone gets back from Club Karma. That baby will be fist bumping with a purple hooter in hand before it’s 3 months old. This should be very interesting….

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

16 Comments

  1. 1
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted March 19, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    You in, SuperB? I am.

  2. 2
    SuburBint
    Posted March 19, 2012 at 3:23 pm

    I don’t even have words. Are you freaking serious, MTV? Season 6 will be even more boring than season 5 was! Who thought this was a good idea?

    But hell yes, I’m in!

  3. 3
    Sugarbush Joy_Subtraction
    Posted March 19, 2012 at 4:36 pm

    I just watched the season finale last night and barely made it through. It was such a snoozefest. I’m willing to finally admit that JS has jumped the friggin’ shark. I can’t believe they are renewing.

    BTW, couldn’t they have just added her to the trogs on Teen Moms? She acts like a teenager, so it’s not like anyone would notice the difference.

  4. 4
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted March 19, 2012 at 6:22 pm

    We’ll get through this together.

  5. 5
    NikkiHughes
    Posted March 19, 2012 at 7:16 pm

    If MTV were smart, they would have recorded 2 separate casts at the same time, before anyone knew what a juggernaut this would become, then we’d have a brand new cast in the can, but without the self-awareness that it would make them “famous” while they were taping.

  6. 6
    NikkiHughes
    Posted March 19, 2012 at 7:20 pm

    “I’m Pregnant but Didn’t Know It Because I was Wasted 24/7 — OOPS!”

  7. 7
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted March 20, 2012 at 4:26 am

    With all the girls in relationships sans deena then all the boys sans Mike (because Pauly and Vinnie are clearly in a relationship) it just made the show boring to watch especially since their boyfriends are people outside the house so we don’t get the fireworks that Rammi used to provide.

    This used to be my favorite relatity tv show. Now I could care less what happens to it.

    That being said I am sure I will have changed my mind by next winter when the new season premiers.

  8. 8
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted March 20, 2012 at 5:17 am

    Classyd, you made an interesting point about all the couples. what about babymaybedaddy Jionni? Will he be in the house? Will we be left with drama about turning the Smush Room into a nursery? Will Snitchuation hint about the parentage/ Will Deena haunt Karma alone looking for someone, anyone?

    At least we will have SuperB to guide us through it all. Together we can make it tolerable. I’ve noticed that the recap and comments have been far better than the series itself.

  9. 9
    Yanksfan24
    Posted March 20, 2012 at 5:55 am

    Love the recaps SuburBint but I’m officially breaking up with Jersey Shore!

  10. 10
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted March 20, 2012 at 7:13 am

    If MTV is going to keep the old cast, then why not just encourage their current trajectories and let them drive themselves into the ground? Keep feeding Mike whatever it is he’s abusing, make sure there’s always two or three bottles of cheap-ass tequila in the house for Beastface and Snooki, and ‘roids for Ronnie.

    Then, just film the complete physical and psychological disintegration of the cast. When guidos bottom out, EVERYBODY wins.

  11. 11
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted March 20, 2012 at 8:49 am

    Your logic, while usually spot on, NWMTV, has one tiny flaw. The baby.

    That poor kid is going to face enough problems in life (Snooks had better start saving for therapy, never mind college) without starting out life at the Shore.

    Otherwise, I like your idea of letting them just spin away. Perhaps babymaybedaddy could take the kid during film… oh never mind.

  12. 12
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted March 20, 2012 at 9:13 am

    That kid has half of Nicole Whatsherpussy’s genes. It’s situation could hardly get worse.

  13. 13
    hot cawfee
    Posted March 21, 2012 at 5:13 am

    Instead of drinking will Snooki begin writing a children’s book?? Perhaps called “Good Night Snush, Good Night STD’s” ?

  14. 14
    hot cawfee
    Posted March 21, 2012 at 5:14 am

    OOOOOOOOOOOpppsssss

    Good Night Smush, Good Night STD’s

  15. 15
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted March 21, 2012 at 5:41 am

    Cawfee, the Snush works out quite well considering it is Snooks we’re tawking about.

    And an STD is the gift that just keeps on giving. Unfortunately.

    NWMTV– that was beneath you. And me for gigglingl

  16. 16
    hot cawfee
    Posted March 21, 2012 at 6:38 am

    thankee Snowycat– esp. since the smush room is likey where this little bundle of bronzer was conceived

    rofl Notwith–bbaahhhaahhhaaahhhaaa

    is it possible to buy leopard print diapers????

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