OMG, Kim Zolciak was on Watch What Happens, and sang her new “soon to be hit” single Google Me. It’s the worst thing I’ve EVER heard. I love how “into it” she is. I have to commend her self-esteem…she is SOOO delusional. I mean, she has to know she’s awful…doesn’t she? It’s like when you see someone wearing something awful walking down the street, and the only thing you can think to yourself is, “does she not own a mirror?” Kim’s the same way–can she not hear herself? Apparently not…people can’t smell themselves sometimes, so how can they hear themselves? She makes a live-singing-tone-deaf Taylor Swift sound angelic.
“Research me, and you’ll find me, click those keys and google me…”
I can’t stop laughing. She’s got one thing going for her–she can come up with a song that WON’T LEAVE YOUR HEAD.
Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.