Nads Declares Cyber War…

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By Nads | | 5:12 pm | 6 Comments
Posted in: Clipgasm, Watercooler

There is this dude from Metromix (L.A.) that I always run into at red carpets (the last one we saw him at was the MTV Movie Awards)…he’s a really nice guy, but he always tries to “out-loud” me…and although I know that’s nothing to get upset about, I’ve taken matters into my own hands, and I’ve decided that nobody “out-louds” Nads…so I’m trying to find him a date to occupy his time…just making sure he doesn’t try to outshine me ever again. I know, it’s obnoxious, but I have too much time on my hands. Maybe I need a date? Nah…

Here’s my declaration for cyber war:

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

6 Comments

  1. 1
    Mr Dangerous
    Posted June 18, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    No thank you. Do you have any cute guys in your stable?

    BTW: Are you sure this AMIR isn’t gay cause I’m gettin’ a VIBE.

  2. 2
    Donna Martin Graduates!
    Posted June 18, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    It’s not all about you, Mr D.

  3. 3
    Nads
    Posted June 18, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    He’s not part of not my stable Mr. D. I do have some hottie friends though.

    He’s just someone that is red carpet competition, and I was starting a friendly war per my boss. Yes, I just blamed my boss for this one. hehe.

  4. 4
    metromix
    Posted June 19, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    Nads has declared war on us. We will not flinch in the face of this blatant aggression! See you verrrryy soon Ms. Nads.

  5. 5
    Mr Dangerous
    Posted June 19, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    Hey,

    If there’s a man involved it’s about me (at least tangentially).

    See, cause we have the same “man parts” + six degrees of separation + I like men + some guy is looking for “sumthin” = It’s about me.

  6. 6
    flipit
    Posted June 20, 2009 at 2:21 am

    ^^^^
    DUH!! get with the program dmg!

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