It was a hoot and a holler AND how we laughed. Free drinks, reality stars, and the beach. That sounds like the beginning of a bad joke that would be in “Truly Tasteless Jokes”.
Everyone was in attendance, from the newly single Gretchen Bonaduce, who looked fabulous sans the 160 pound freckled baggage known as her ex, to Scott Baio smoking a cigar to celebrate his new baby on the way with his pregnant fiance and her bump.
Also in attendance, the Flav girls, looking fiiinnnee with their hair did and on the hunt, and here’s my favorite: Wayne from Wonder Years (Jason Hervey)! I’ve got to admit, I was a little star struck. All I wanted was a noogie, is that too much to ask?
The kicker of the night was a very drunk Andy Dick hanging with Dr. Drew (rumored to be the new host of the VH1 Celebrity Rehab show coming out). Dr. Drew is great and all, but let’s talk about Andy Dick! I think Andy has become a Drew-a-bee with his new haircut. Is it just me, or is his face morphing into Dr. Drew? Hey Andy! Single White Female called, and they’re doing a sequel. Don’t forget your straight jacket (pun intended).
By the way, I’m going to add that TMZ and Perez have reported that Andy was passed out and kicked out of the party…well, here’s the truth. I was there, and from what I saw, there was no “passing out” going on. Andy was drinking along with everyone else at the party; they did escort him out, but not by force. So for the record, the other sites were not completely accurate. There was a lot of boozing, but not anything to disrupt the party. Smoke and Mirrors people. Sorry if that hurt your rep, Dick.
All in all, it was a great night minus the 11PM house curfew. I had such a fun time, but it was reality star overload. The house was not big enough to hold the egos of these stars; SO, they opened up the patio!
Back to school it is…the summer came and went, and the fake world of reality will still prevail. On these pages, anyway!