Nasty Ass Teen Mom Could Face Jail Time

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By Nads | Friday, December 16, 2011 | 4:32 am | 11 Comments
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Teen Mom's Amber Dating Registered Sex Offender

Now that Indiana’s Child Protection Services has concluded their investigation, Amber Portwood could face jail time for violating probation. She’s a disaster!!!

Here’s her fail list:

- Failure to behave well in society
– Failure to obtain a GED
– Failure to complete 6 months of anger control evaluation and classes
– Failure to pay probation fees
– Failure to set up a $10,000 college fund for her baby daughter

If any of the above are proved true, her ass will have to go to jail. Her court date is January 13th…so time will tell.

I can’t stop laughing at her “failure to behave well in society” fail. I know it’s not funny because she’s a real person with a CHILD, but Jesus! Amber, be a lady!!!! How hard is it to not hit in public? Who does she think she is? Lindsay Lohan? Poor little Leah, I hope she’s not affected by her deadbeat mom.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

11 Comments

  1. 1
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted December 16, 2011 at 4:59 am

    I rarely behave well in society, but I smart enough to not have children.

  2. 2
    0_O!
    Posted December 16, 2011 at 5:39 am

    @Drunk But not smart enough to write a grammatically correct sentence. It also seems like the author of this article can’t either. Maybe you were both drunk when you wrote this. LOL!

  3. 3
    Flippy Floppy
    Posted December 16, 2011 at 5:58 am

    I hope she goes to “jell.”

  4. 4
    kthxbai
    Posted December 16, 2011 at 6:27 am

    Yikes! Have they wrapped up taping for the next season yet?

    If they haven’t and Amber gets locked up, will they just have to use never before seen footage from her earlier seasons?

    I wonder if the law about behaving well in society has any other subsections besides not hitting people.

    Because it sounds like stuff you get told when you’re a kid like crossing your ankles when you sit down and chewing with your mouth closed.

  5. 5
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted December 16, 2011 at 6:28 am

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! @ Flippy Floppy

  6. 6
    hot cawfee
    Posted December 16, 2011 at 7:27 am

    oh my good Lord–what a mess this girl is!!!!
    Leah– how beautiful is she ?? Poor kid.
    So it looks like jail for Amber and her scary lashes
    Nads– YES– For the love of Mike Amber–BE A LADY !!! That baby watches you and mimics–kids are funny like that. Its why I don’t drink wine out of a pint glass when my nieces are with me!!!

  7. 7
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 16, 2011 at 7:36 am

    Nads in regards to Little Leah, I think that ship has sailed. Poor thing. I can’t watch these crazy bithces.

  8. 8
    nads
    Posted December 16, 2011 at 8:44 am

    @0_O! – LOL. I was clearly drunk when i worte this…I’m fixing my “might go thrown in jail” right now. Um…yeah. I swear, I even have a master’s degree…

  9. 9
    notwithoutmytv
    Posted December 16, 2011 at 9:54 am

    Amber’s obviously a graduate of the Lindsay Lohan School of Rehabilitation. Motto: “Who’s got two thumbs and can’t follow the rules? This gal!”

  10. 10
    JudgyWudgy
    Posted December 16, 2011 at 2:35 pm

    Ouch! Seems as though this news might hit a little close to home for 0_O! The claws are out.

    Fun fact: Ouch was auto-corrected, so my comment originally started with “Picnic!”

  11. 11
    Wilma Fengherdu
    Posted December 16, 2011 at 5:54 pm

    There’s a LAW about behaving well in society??? I would have a rap sheet as long as a table runner…

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