New Real Housewives of Atlanta Member Stabbed A Woman In The Face

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By Nads | Monday, January 9, 2012 | 2:34 pm | 13 Comments
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I didn’t see the episode, but I guess Marlo, the newest member of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, talked about her criminal past last night…well what she didn’t talk about was that she allegedly stabbed a woman in the face. MediaTakeOut.com is reporting that Marlo “Marlo got into a fight with a woman inside a Florida club. During the fight, Marlo pulled out a knife and CARVED UP THE WOMAN’S FACE. The knife wounds were so serious that the woman nearly BLED TO DEATH ON THE SPOT!!!” According to the story, the woman that was stabbed ended up committing suicide six years later, and that was the end of that story…

I don’t know how much truth this story has, but if it is at all true the network should vet their characters a little better. I know they go through background checks for all of their shows, but I don’t know how Marlo slipped through the cracks? Maybe stabbing a woman in the face is ok for reality??? Sounds awful.

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13 Comments

  1. 1
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted January 9, 2012 at 2:41 pm

    Nads, I read that Marlo was casted to be an actual HW based on the Nene/Charles Grant love triangle, but when Bravo found out about her past, they gave her the Dana edit. In the wake of The Armstrong Affair, Bravo is taking no chances.

  2. 2
    MatisyahuSerious
    Posted January 9, 2012 at 2:49 pm

    oh god, now stabbing a woman in the face is deemed reprehensible? i must have done that a thousand times in my life.

    wait a sec…stabbed with what? oh…ohhhh…never mind.

  3. 3
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted January 9, 2012 at 3:23 pm

    skeet! skeet!

  4. 4
    Wilma Fengherdu
    Posted January 9, 2012 at 4:49 pm

    How does one go from sociopath to socialite???

    Marlo was at some muckety-muck fundraiser on last night’s episode – does Ted Turner’s daughter and her wealthy friends know that Marlo WILL cut a bitch?

  5. 5
    ApplePie
    Posted January 9, 2012 at 7:21 pm

    Does Marlo have a get-out-of-jail free card? Or perhaps Ms.-I-represented-Bobby-Brown Phaedra is her attorney and worked her donkey booty magic on the judge? Seven arrests (and a year of jail time), ranging from aggravated battery to worthless checks … Miss Andy knows how to pick ‘em.

  6. 6
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted January 10, 2012 at 6:31 am

    God helped her do it, just like he gave her money.

  7. 7
    Tmurda
    Posted January 10, 2012 at 7:41 am

    This is the last thing I want to know considering I am finding it impossible to get hired as a paramedic, despite having been top of my class and am willing to work any schedule at any station available, for pathetic “salary”, due to having 1 too many speeding tickets on my otherwise clean record. But this ghetto Jack-the-Ripper MF walks right on to the cast of a huge show on a major network with attempted murder in his past. I’m gonna cut someone’s face off today. Apparently it’s simply “frowned upon”.

  8. 8
    notwithoutmytv
    Posted January 10, 2012 at 7:50 am

    Tmurda, that’s apples and oranges. You’re a normal (I assume), educated person (paramedics aren’t generally dumb). RHoA is basically looking for the cast of Bad Girls, Atlanta Flava. Stripping, Assault, Baby Daddies, poor diction: these are ADVANTAGES for Housewives. Try to remember that in four or five seasons when the show’s over (or an even more outrageous cast member replaces them), they’ll be left with a stripper past, assault charges, baby daddies, and poor diction, and will be COMPLETELY UNEMPLOYABLE.

  9. 9
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted January 10, 2012 at 8:05 am

    Personally I would want someone who drove fast as a paramedic. The faster I get to the hospital the faster I get to the doctor. Just sayin

  10. 10
    Melissa Wray
    Posted January 10, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    Tmurda, I, too, can sympathize with you. It sucks major ‘donkey booty,’ as they call it, that decent people like you, me, and some of the Gasmii can’t get any jobs in spite of our credentials, but this murderous bitch gets to live in the lap of luxury?

    F. M. L.

  11. 11
    BellicoseBaby
    Posted January 10, 2012 at 9:46 pm

    How angry do you have to be to stab someone in the FACE?

  12. 12
    Tmurda
    Posted January 12, 2012 at 2:08 am

    Awe. Thanks for the perspective guys! You totally made feel better, for real. And @classy drunk-Touche, my friend. A lead-foot is def a trait i’d appreciate in whoever is driving me to the hospital when hurt/sick, because sometimes a patient’s outcome literally comes down to minutes. But unfortunately, despite the fact that I (as the medic with an EMT partner) won’t even be driving 99% of the time, yet still must be covered by the company’s insurance, and that’s where the prob lies. BUT, ya’ll are right about the fact that after having been on one of these particular shows, the cast member becomes a complete joke (well, MORE of a joke than before), and ends up unemployable by any respectable means.
    @BellicoseBaby-Really. Fucking. Angry. The actual HWs better watch it with him, cause those bitches most def fall into the catagory of “Stabable”. Hey, Bravo has really progressed from table flipping to weave/wig pulling, then a Real Husband suicide. Therefore, murder is naturally the next step, Bravo will offer a “my bad” response, and we will dive into whatever season airs next, right? Fingers crossed that Kim’s the one to get sliced, since she’s the epitomy of dispensable, and Kroy won’t have any problem raising the kids 100x better anyway.

  13. 13
    Tmurda
    Posted January 12, 2012 at 2:15 am

    -I’d also be aight if it was Pappa Smurf who took the knife. It’d actually save Cyn from a lot of paperwork in the near future.

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