New Bachelor, Puke

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By Nads | | 12:30 am | 0 Comments
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Jason BAchelor

Can we cuddle?

I can’t believe this show is still on the air, and furthermore, I can’t believe they keep recycling Bachelors and Bachelorettes…but the truth of the matter is that it’s still on and all of the above are still happening. SOOOO, in case you haven’t heard, Jason Mesnick, the reject Bachelorette from last season, is now the new Bachelor. ABC said that the 32-year-old single father is looking for a woman who has “curiosity about the world.” Puke, Puke and double Puke.

I’m curious about the world Jason, but just not curious enough to whore myself out and get rejected on national television…and then after being rejected find myself on a sister-show of the show I was just on to just be rejected again. I love reality television more than anything, but why do people give B.S. lines when they’re on reality shows? They didn’t just come on the show to find “love” or “the one”. They signed on to be on television. So for Jason to say, I want to find a woman who’s curious about the world…guess what? If you haven’t found her yet, then I don’t think you’ll find her shooting a reality show in the span of 3 weeks.

I know I’m being negative, but I’m so OVER The Bachelor. The Bachelor is like the dude that’s 25-years-old hanging with all the high school kids (representing new reality) and no one knows who he’s with..they all just sit around and say, “who’s the old guy?”

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

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