I didn’t want to write two posts, since it’s all Jersey Shore related, so you get a two in one!
First order of business: Snooks opened up to OK Magazine about her “dark” eating disorder past. They didn’t release the article, because the mag wants you to buy it, but allegedly Snooks was a puker, and a non-eater. Poor thing. I’m glad she’s overcome! And I’m so glad those fried pickles on the season 2 opener didn’t serve as a new gateway binge food for her, she was eating those like they were going out of style.
The bright side of her eating disorder? She can now be a spokesperson for anorexia, and bulimia! Plus, she’ll actually have something serious to write about in her tell-all, other than her nasty break-up with Emilio.
One question: Does binge drinking, and barfing count for bingeing, and purging? No, right? It’s not intentional. Well,
And next order of biz: JWoww got her boobs fixed! Jwoww’s doctor, Dr. Greenberg told Life & Style, “She wanted my help in trying to redo cosmetic surgery procedures she’d previously had done by another doctor.”
And, JWoww reported on her website, “Dr. Greenberg was recommended to me by a friend and performed my breast augmentation. I am happy to say that not only did I like the overall experience and am more than happy with the procedure results, but I am going to be helping him launch his own line of cosmetic surgery skin care products!” So, basically that means she got her boob redo for free, and she’ll get a kickback of anything this Doc sells, because she’s putting her boobproval on it. Way to work it. If there’s one thing these kids know how to do is market the sh*t out of something.