Not A Good Day For Lindsay Lohan

16 Comments

1. 1
   JudgyWudgy
   Posted November 29, 2012 at 4:58 pm

   In all fairness, has LiLo HAD a good day since 2007?

2. 2
   Robin
   Posted November 29, 2012 at 7:10 pm

   Sounds like somebody told LiLo that Liz and Dick was really funny.

3. 3
   chaosbutterfly
   Posted November 29, 2012 at 7:19 pm

   “In all fairness, has LiLo HAD a good day since 2007?”

   I mean.
   At this point, it’s more useful to report on when something good happens to her.

   Lindsay didn’t steal something? That’s news.
   She didn’t get into a drunken brawl or crash her car into a group of disabled orphans caroling for donations?
   That’s news.

   She did some decent acting in a movie? Or a tv show, commercial, audiobook, still life photograph, or anything at all?
   Give that bitch a trophy and the key to the city, because that surely is news.

4. 4
   Riley
   Posted November 29, 2012 at 7:45 pm

   Can’t say I’m surprised. She was so cute when she was little, what went wrong?

5. 5
   maryedith
   Posted November 29, 2012 at 7:53 pm

   What went wrong and what keeps going wrong is that the girl cannot stay IN. For five minutes! She gets out of jail and heads straight for the cameras. There needs to be rehab for Limelight Addiction.

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   Parisi LaRoe
   Posted November 29, 2012 at 7:56 pm

   @JudgyWudgy: I don’t think Lindsay has had a good day since The Parent Trap. She has had some moments where she had a semi-good day (which eventually turned to her stealing a cat or punching said orphans @chaosbutterfly mention earlier)when Mean Girls and Freaky Friday came out. Every time some good came in her career. she has thrown it away.

   I actually feel bad for La Lohan. I mean, she deserves what she is getting and she deserves to go to jail just like the rest of us plebs. I have some sympathy because I know that drugs and the drug lifestyle is sometimes hard to get rid of. The drugs make you physically addicted of course but just being involved in that world and it being clandestine, is sometimes just as addicting as shooting up or something else.

   I hope she gets better because I always thought she was a pretty decent actress (then again, I was one of five people who like Herbie Fully Loaded) and I liked her comedic timing. I want the girl to get her butt together and do something to clean up her image. I think if she loses acting permanently, she is probably going to go the Anna Nicole Smith way or overdosing/committing suicide.

   Whether they are famous like La Lohan or just some regular shmuck on the street, I would want that person to get clean and get their life back on track. I just have too much experience with people (especially family) who don’t help or just don’t care that they rather you died.

   I really hope that if she goes to jail/prison, she gets a career to fall back on if she can’t do acting, cut enablers (like her parents) out of her life, and stay clean permanently. It is always a hard battle but it can be done. I have been clean for 8 years and if I can do it, I think La Lohan or anyone can.

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   Robin
   Posted November 29, 2012 at 8:22 pm

   Congratulations Parisi !

   I keep thinking that perhaps LL is just a mean, narcissistic girl and while the drugs and alchohol surely fuel her behavior she would be a rip roaring bitch sober.

   TC, Robin

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   lindaw205
   Posted November 30, 2012 at 3:26 am

   She will probably get another horrible Lifetime movie out of this. They seem to love the idea of using her notoriety for publicity.

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   merry
   Posted November 30, 2012 at 6:47 am

   Any bets on who will play Lindsay in the inevitable Lifetime biopic about her? (You know there’s going to be one, since her story has all the elements Lifetime loves to exploit: substance abuse, rocky relationships, messy and public arrests.)

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    msjacqmills
    Posted November 30, 2012 at 7:52 am

    merry – Amanda Bynes will play Lindsay Lohan.

    Lohan needs to do like Demi Moore did and move to some small town in Idaho for 10 – 15 years and lay low – take care of herself. Then shock everyone and come back looking amazing, a’la Demi in Charlies Angels. Granted, Demi hasen’t had a critically acclaimed career, but at least she’s not a laughing stock – or dead.

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    hot cawfee
    Posted November 30, 2012 at 8:16 am

    I am in NY and her jackass father Michael was (of course) interviewed about this.

    I agree with Jacq—-Linds needs to go away and get her self together–with a therapist, dietician (b/c she needs to get all the crap, booze and what have you out of her system. And keep her away from her family and the hangers on. There’s a football player who got into alot of trouble and was advised to ditch his entourage and get involved with a charity (it may have been Habitat for Humanity). He is doing alot better–playing well and keeping out of trouble.

    @ ^ Parisi– good for you hon– Keep up the good work. My nephew is struggling–4th time in rehab and he just turned 21. Of course his mother giving him $$ for drugs isnt wise to be sure.

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    Gypsy
    Posted November 30, 2012 at 9:02 am

    It’s sad when you look at this picture of her and think, ‘That is when Lindsay used to look GOOD.’

    Ugh go away. Poor thing is not too long for this world me thinks.

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    labowner
    Posted November 30, 2012 at 10:58 am

    This is very sad and the blame lies right at her parents feet. I hope she gets it together before she ends up a sad obit.

    Take a page out of Paris’ book. We haven’t heard about her for a while, thankfully.

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    Parisi LaRoe
    Posted November 30, 2012 at 11:12 am

    @Robin and @hot cawfee (I am in upstate NY myself, in the Adirondacks)-That is really sweet guys, thank you! I wasn’t on heroin or crack but I did love the nose candy (cocaine) and pot. I was forced to quit, cold turkey (which I would NOT recommend), when I almost got arrested for it. That is why I had to move from Pittsburgh to the Adirondacks.

    I didn’t quit before because I really did love the lifestyle about as much as getting high.

    @HC-I hope your nephew gets clean soon. I know it is harder on the family of an addict than the actually addict themselves. Addicts suffer the physical side effects, the high, and whatnot, but family deals with the emotional and mental side effects of the person using and the lashing out if the withdraw.

    I wish you all the best.

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    Lurker
    Posted November 30, 2012 at 10:26 pm

    @msjacqmills – I agree with you. I used to live a lifestyle where booze and cocaine was necessary. After I almost died from an accidental overdose, I moved back home to Idaho to live my parents. I live in the country now here in Idaho, and it take 30 minutes just to get a grocery store. I don’t think I would be alive today if I did not get out of the party scene and move to a place where I was isolated from it. I have been clean and sober for almost 5 years now. I agree that LiLo needs to do something drastic, like moving to Idaho. I fear that if she does not make a change soon, she will not be alive much longer. I hope that she realizes how seriously messed up her life has become and will do something to change it!

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    chaosbutterfly
    Posted December 1, 2012 at 12:07 am

    Congratulations to both of you, Parisi LaRoe and Lurker!
    I’m mad proud of you two.