Note To Camille: Never Apologize For A Joke!

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By Nads | Friday, August 12, 2011 | 7:51 pm | 10 Comments
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Camille Grammer gave a statement to TMZ apologizing for her Kelsey/small penis remark. She said, “Some joking remarks I made to Kyle Richards got picked up and caused my ex-husband great embarrassment and for that I sincerely apologize.  While the media added words and blew it out of proportion, I acknowledge my part in this and regret my remarks.”

I wonder if Kelsey put the fear or God in her and made her publicly apologize?

I have one thing to say to Camille…DON’T EVER APOLOGIZE FOR A JOKE!!!! If the dude has a small weiner, then let it be known! She of all people should know, she’s had enough of them to judge.

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10 Comments

  1. 1
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted August 12, 2011 at 8:57 pm

    It’s still kind of a joke, as she says it was blown out of proportion.

  2. 2
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted August 12, 2011 at 8:59 pm

    Any woman publicly scorned by a cheating husband is entitled to:

    -Half (of everything)
    -A tabloid cover and interview
    -A penis joke (as in, his penis is a joke)

    If he cheated with a younger woman, then said wife gets an added bonus of implying sexual deviance or dysfunction. “He wears dresses! He stretches my panties! He can’t get it up without viagra and a donkey show!”

    Dems the rules. Hell hath no fury..yada yada..

  3. 3
    straighttohell
    Posted August 13, 2011 at 9:49 am

    Sarcasatire: I’m confused, didn’t Camille get half? I keep reading conflicting reports..

    I could have sworn I read long before the divorce that Kelsey was rumored to have a small weinny, so I wouldn’t doubt this claim.

    I wonder how long before Kelsey cheats on Kayte…I forget, isn’t this his third marriage?

  4. 4
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted August 13, 2011 at 11:15 am

    Straighttohell: If Camille didn’t get half, she came pretty darn close. She completed the scorned woman’s trifecta of revenge! And the added bonus due to the younger woman clause..

  5. 5
    Tmurda
    Posted August 13, 2011 at 12:25 pm

    Maybe she just has a huge pussy…..anyone think of that?…..Nothin’?…..Crickets? Just sayin’. I. HATE. CAMILLE.

  6. 6
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted August 13, 2011 at 12:58 pm

    I wish she would disappear from the news but of course, RHOBH is coming back. Oh joy. We get to hear about Kelsey’s little twig all season. Swell.

  7. 7
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted August 13, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    Tmurda… Camille has a snug little love envelope. It’s her asshole that’s gaping, you know, cuz of the IBS.

  8. 8
    Khakie
    Posted August 13, 2011 at 4:20 pm

    I’m still not convinced that she’s didn’t cheat on Kelsey first. Also, I think the apology has more to do with the negative press she’s receiving than anything. She does love to play the victim.

  9. 9
    truthsquad
    Posted August 15, 2011 at 6:18 am

    Khakie – Camille is NOT playing the victim. She IS a victim…a victim of the media “adding words” to her quotes…a victim of the RHOBH producers’ “editing” that makes her seem like a petulant whiny vengeful insecure bitch…a victim of bullying by mean girls who have been jealous of her “HER WHOLE LIFE”…Poor Camille…my heart weeps for this tragic victim…Forget those starving children in Somalia, and let’s focus on what we can all do to help Camille Grammer?

  10. 10
    Where's My Coffee?
    Posted August 15, 2011 at 7:01 am

    He’s still her kids’ father, so she needs to watch the public Kelsey bashing.

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