OMG! I’ve been desperately trying to avoid the Britney stories, unless they’re really good. And, I think I found one! I live in Santa Monica, and ironically, I was driving by the Viceroy Hotel last week on Thursday and saw tons of paparazzi outside after dinner across the highway and turned to my friend and said, “Geez, you’d think Britney Spears would be there with all of the cameras flashing away.” Guess what? She was!
That’s not the story, the story is that Britney checked into the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica and went to the bar to get her “crunk” on. She started drinking and striking up conversation with the bartender.
Then the hair-plugged train-wreck told the bartender that she wanted to serve drinks in the hotel’s “Cameo Bar”. So, she put an application with the manager there and HR is currently reviewing it. God only knows she’s qualified.
To tell you the truth, I would totally go to get served by Britney. It would be like getting served by Ted Danson. He was a baseball star turned bartender, and she could be the pop-star turned bartender. Parallel lives over two decades apart.
What’ll it be champ? We have drink specials all night. Top shelf liquor will cost you more, it’s Britney bitch!