Now This Can’t Be Real, Brit As A Bartender?

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By Nads | | 9:17 am | 1 Comments
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Viceroy

OMG! I’ve been desperately trying to avoid the Britney stories, unless they’re really good. And, I think I found one! I live in Santa Monica, and ironically, I was driving by the Viceroy Hotel last week on Thursday and saw tons of paparazzi outside after dinner across the highway and turned to my friend and said, “Geez, you’d think Britney Spears would be there with all of the cameras flashing away.” Guess what? She was!

That’s not the story, the story is that Britney checked into the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica and went to the bar to get her “crunk” on. She started drinking and striking up conversation with the bartender.

Then the hair-plugged train-wreck told the bartender that she wanted to serve drinks in the hotel’s “Cameo Bar”. So, she put an application with the manager there and HR is currently reviewing it. God only knows she’s qualified.

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To tell you the truth, I would totally go to get served by Britney. It would be like getting served by Ted Danson. He was a baseball star turned bartender, and she could be the pop-star turned bartender. Parallel lives over two decades apart.

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Damages

What’ll it be champ? We have drink specials all night. Top shelf liquor will cost you more, it’s Britney bitch!

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Cheers Britney!

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

One Comment

  1. 1
    JasonR
    Posted October 10, 2007 at 9:54 am

    Nice to see Britney’s preparing for life after the world stops giving a shit about her . . . which should be in about 3 weeks by my calculation.

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