Octomom: The Reality Show

Watercooler

By Nads | Wednesday, April 8, 2009 | 1:43 pm | 7 Comments
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octomom reality show

People are payin’ for this shiz

We’ve been hearing about it, we’ve been reading about it, but it’s finally official…Octomom is getting a reality show. Her show will be about raising 14 kids while trying to look for love. The best part about it is that she refuses to be called Octomom on the show…as she should, as she has 14 all together, not 8! The most ridiculous part of this story is that she told the National Enquirer earlier this year that a reality show was out of the question and quoted, “I think that’s exploitation of my kids…” Um, yeah…

Well, she got what she wanted…She was broke, she bred 14 kids, and now will live off reality TV money, and fame whoring. She’s officially become a piece of pop-culture that I will look back on and shake my head at…

Before I leave this post, I just want to put it it out there…shame on any man/woman who is willing to come on the show to date her…

Would you guys watch?? What if she was the new Shot of Love girl? BTW…I just puked in my mouth from writing that

**Update** as of 4/10: there will be a reality show. Read this. But at this point, who cares…

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

7 Comments

  1. 1
    Clair
    Posted April 8, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    I don’t know whether to boycott this show, or hope TVGasm recaps it so we can all get snarky on her ass.

  2. 2
    Nads
    Posted April 8, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    my sentiments exactly…but i’m sure we’ll recap it and snark it if it ever goes anywhere…I CAN’T WAIT! :-)

  3. 3
    J-Mo J-Mo
    Posted April 8, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    Then I’m going to give Flipit about six zillion blowjobs so that doesn’t have to be me, cuz I can’t stand this bitch, and the only thing I think I’d be able to write about her would be a non-stop block of:

    I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    love, J-Mo :)

    P.S. The Ikki Twins are like fuckin’ Mother Teresa (if she had been twins) compared to this skank…

  4. 4
    Donna Martin Graduates!
    Posted April 8, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    But tonight’s E News said there was no reality show after all… I mean, who the fuck would watch it?!?

  5. 5
    Nads
    Posted April 9, 2009 at 10:05 am

    from Foxnews.com:

    “Nadya Suleman is shooting down rumors that she wants to star in a new reality show, saying she has no interest in being famous.

    The revelation comes in the new issue of Life & Style magazine, which did a two-hour sit-down interview with America’s “octomom.” When the mag asked her if the rumors were true, Suleman said “absolutely not ¦ I’d love to vanish from the public eye as soon as I can.”

    While the gossip mill has been buzzing for months that Suleman was in talks to pursue a career as a reality star, Life & Style’s sister magazine In Touch Weekly added weight to the rumor by citing an inside source as saying that Suleman and her brood of fourteen children will soon be coming to a television set near you.”

  6. 6
    Donna Martin Graduates!
    Posted April 9, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    “When the mag asked her if the rumors were true, Suleman said “absolutely not ¦ I’d love to vanish from the public eye as soon as I can.”

    Much as I dislike this person, I think this is true.

    But then again, she may yet sign on to a reality show and prove me wrong…

    Who the hell knows with this bi-polar chick?! Aren’t you so glad you are not her?????!!

  7. 7
    2MUCHBRAVO
    Posted April 10, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    Today they’re saying it’s in the works. They’ll start when the babies are a little older. It’ll cover things like her going on dates **AS IF** Apparently she feels bad about dumping the cost of her octo-births on the taxpayers of California and wants to make some money to support her family. Oh, and she’s applying for WIC in the meantime.
    I swear if TLC adds it to their line up of shows with a zillion kids, I’m going to boycott them!

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