OMG, Audrina’s Mom Is A MESS

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By Nads | | 3:00 pm | 4 Comments
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Audrina Patridge’s mom is a freakin’ mess! I can’t stop laughing. She’s like a white trash Hoff–is that even possible?

Wow, some of my favs: “She’s (Audrina) a polish Catholic full-on Italian!”

“Lauren Conrad’s pissy ass fashion shit, that bitch wants to bring it on, let’s go!”

“I don’t give a shit, I’m not scared of paparazzissss…”

“Those Hills Tramps!”

She’s like a drunk, religious Liza from The O.C. Poor Audrina! I’d have ceiling eyes if I were her too to keep me from looking at my drunk mom. I can’t get over this video, it’s hilarious!!!!! She’s like, “NO! Let me talk!”

My friend Jeff used to do a character called Drunk Girl on SNL, and Audrina’s mom is just that without the weight:

I can’t wait to hear her apologies!

**UPDATE** The trainwreck apologized.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

4 Comments

  1. 1
    JudgyWudgy JudgyWudgy
    Posted October 28, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    You’re right Mom, Audrina WAS raised right….the two indicators being her breast implants and topless photos right out of high school.

  2. 2
    Sweet_Dee
    Posted October 28, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    OMG I love Drunk Girl!

  3. 3
    whoochile
    Posted October 28, 2010 at 5:35 pm

    hahaha! jimmy kibbel! I love it! she is awesome

  4. 4
    Posted October 29, 2010 at 7:16 am

    Poor Audrins, no wonder she looks lost most of the time. It’s difficult to make bit in this world, but harder still when you live in an alcoholic home.

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