Oprah Bans The Word Bitch

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By Nads | Thursday, October 28, 2010 | 1:09 pm | 16 Comments
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Take the word bitch out of your vocabulary if you’re around Oprah! Oprah has banned with word bitch from OWN. Oprah said her network is taking the high road, she said (about OWN) it’s going to be “fun and entertaining without tearing people down and calling them bitches. Imagine that. Imagine.”

Oprah, come on! Sometimes there’s no other way to describe someone, but calling them a bitch. Am I right?? What are they going to do, bleep it? Is she going to make people sign a no bitch clause? What if people start bitching about that? All I have to say to that is, “Bitch, Please.”


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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

16 Comments

  1. 1
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted October 28, 2010 at 1:33 pm

    Oprah’s on a megalomaniacal power trip, and she thinks John Travolta’s got an airliner big enough to take the whole world along.

    I’m really sick of her big fat mouth.

  2. 2
    kdognatl
    Posted October 28, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    You are freakin hilarious Nads!!! I am with you on that “Bitch Please.” Loving the puppy pic.

  3. 3
    Zombie Cheez
    Posted October 28, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    I just recently read Kitty Kelly’s book about The Oprah, and she HAD to ban the word bitch because she is the bitch to beat all bitches. Other words she might also need to ban to keep her Oprah Distortion Field intact: Narcissist, Crackwhore, Honesty and Integrity.

  4. 4
    Zombie Cheez
    Posted October 28, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    ***And Fatass.

  5. 5
    Dangerously Dangerously
    Posted October 28, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    Let’s not forget the sick bitch that was running her school in Africa…

  6. 6
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted October 28, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    Well she has to come up with something else that works as well for these phrases….

    Bitch Bye (to dismiss someone)
    Bitch Please (I do not agree with your point of view)
    Bitches be crazy (those ladies are out of hand)
    Son of a bitch (son of a gun)
    Beat Bitches up (a little tussle)
    BEEEEOOTTCHHH!!! (bad person)
    BITCHASSNESS (bad person again)

  7. 7
    Zombie Cheez
    Posted October 28, 2010 at 1:54 pm

    @Dangerously and @Classy, that was bitchin’…

  8. 8
    giffordsaz
    Posted October 28, 2010 at 2:19 pm

    oh Classy, you forgot
    Is Bitch Better?
    You gotta give props to Teresa now….

    And Dangerous.. that sicko in Africa was found innocent in their courts of law! Oprah was incensed.

    And does anyone else find it funny Oprah’s new network is called OWN?

  9. 9
    whoochile
    Posted October 28, 2010 at 2:26 pm

    don’t forget “bitch slap” or “I’m not your bitch, BITCH”

  10. 10
    tvaholic
    Posted October 28, 2010 at 6:36 pm

    Why the need to ban it? Is it such an epidemic at the OWN headquarters? Are they walking around, “hey, where my bitches at?” “Get me some coffee bitch!” “Bitch, please send these manuscripts to Oprah.”

  11. 11
    proda
    Posted October 28, 2010 at 8:45 pm

    Tha Almighty O has spoken! Who in hell is she to ban words?????? I used to love her but its all over now…….mayhaps I will ban the word Oprah in my home! yeah no more Oprah.

  12. 12
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted October 28, 2010 at 9:03 pm

    What do you tell Oprah when she has two black eyes?

    Nothin! You done told the bitch TWICE already!

  13. 13
    arizonatom arizonatom
    Posted October 28, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    “I bow to the queen of all bitches!” -Joan Collins to Roseanne Connor

  14. 14
    DirtyWhoreMouth Dirtywhoremouth
    Posted October 29, 2010 at 8:28 am

    Seriously.. who is this BITCH to ban words. Lord don’t let my mother find out about this. That BITCH is constantly on me about texting and driving because Oprah said not to.

  15. 15
    amber
    Posted October 29, 2010 at 8:39 am

    as kanye west would say-bitch bogus. i will say bitch all day everyday and if oprah makes me mad i’ll call her a bitch too.

    bitch

  16. 16
    AntSuck
    Posted October 29, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    She also needs to ban “cut a bitch!” Whenever someone says it, Lady O thinks someone is coming after her with scissors.

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