Osama Is Dead!!!! Justice Is Served.

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By Nads | Monday, May 2, 2011 | 1:20 am | 34 Comments
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Justice was served. Osama Bin Laden was killed yesterday! Words can not even describe how I feel about this. I’m truly speechless, and so happy. We’ve been looking for that f*cker for so long, and we finally did it. My eyes have been glued to CNN, and I’m still in shock that he was hiding in a populated city in Pakistan. Who knew?

I am so proud of our troops! I did a USO comedy tour in 2006, and did many shows in Afghanistan (14 to be exact)…I must say that I had a MAJOR reality check meeting the troops and interacting with them, especially the Special Forces–wow, their stories were insane. I felt so honored to be in their presence; It made what my day-to-day life seen so trivial in comparison…they risk their lives everyday for our freedom and safety. I’m truly proud of our troops and our country. So to that I say, “America, FUCK YEAH!”

Here’s Obama’s speech:

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

34 Comments

  1. 1
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 1:26 am

    My brother spent six years between Iraq and Afghanistan and his marriage crumbled as a result. He just came home last year and we are grateful that he has finally retired. But it gives us great pleasure that Osama has been captured, killed, and ultimately, stopped from doing further damage on the American people. It only took 10 years but thanks to our military for getting the job done!

    Now, where’s that long form death certificate?

  2. 2
    Nads
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 1:29 am

    The birth certificate is hiding in the cave they thought he was hiding in. lol.

    I’m glad your bro’s home safe…sucks about his marriage. :( I’m sure he’s feeling redemption from this news.

  3. 3
    Mila
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 4:21 am

    This is so exciting! I have some trouble realizing it, although not as much as the German government spokesman who twittered about Obama’s death. Haha.

  4. 4
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 4:32 am

    YESSSSSSS! *Success fist*

  5. 5
    Kammie
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 5:07 am

    Hooray!! American Soldiers are the greatest! And now I will have that song in my head all day, which is AWESOME!
    “Coming again to save the mother f-ing day yeah!”

  6. 6
    dearcrabby
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 5:11 am

    The announcement actually cut off the end of Celeb Apprentice in my time zone – but I guess in a way we did get a firing. “Osama, you’re fired! And dead!” Bet you’re suprised to be burning in Hell instead of enjoying your virgins.

  7. 7
    ohralphie
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 5:12 am

    I realized how low I have sunk — indeed, that I have in fact hit rock bottom, when I heard the news of Osama Bin Ladens death from Andy Cohen at the Bravo Clubhouse with Alexis Bellino.

    I feel a little ashamed.

    Nonetheless, I am glad that fucker is dead. And I hope that they wrapped his body in Spam before chucking it into the sea.

  8. 8
    thiajok
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 5:48 am

    Ohralphie: LOL. I was watching Celeb Apprentice. Dearcrabby, what will we do? How will we make it without having watched Star and Nene finish their boardroom throw down?

  9. 9
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 6:00 am

    The idea of Andy Cohen serving as a conduit for serious international news scares me exactly as much as terrorism. And that ain’t hyperbole, folks.

    This had to happen, and I’m glad it finally did. And I’m glad U.S. forces were the ones who did it.

  10. 10
    ohralphie
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 6:07 am

    @nwmtv — you have no idea. Andy Cohen opened WWHL with the words “when asked where you were when you found out that Osama Bin Laden was killed…” and that my friends was when I realized that I was fucked.

  11. 11
    sunshine
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 7:37 am

    @ ohralphie – Ha Ha – you made my day! Hilarious. I probably would have been watching but fell asleep from being at a girl’s weekend at the beach. Cheers!

    I am happy they found him, but my BIL is due to come home this weekend. I am extremely nervous and just wish he was home already. He’s in Afghanistan and he hasn’t started his journey home yet. I hope we can stop the repercussions from this before they happen, but I am worried.

  12. 12
    skittles
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 8:36 am

    @ ohralphie – Don’t feel too bad, because the same exact thing happened to me and my sister. We looked at each other in horror and immediately turned to a real news channel. I think at first we were more shocked by how we heard the news than the actual news itself. We then made a pact to never admit having heard the news on WWHL and got our stories straight. I guess this is a wake-up call to stop watching so much trashy reality tv.

  13. 13
    Angela Parisi LaRoe
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 8:43 am

    I was very shocked to here this news. I am excited that he won’t be able to hurt anyone ever again. That is all I can really say.

  14. 14
    Fan-Ann
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 9:01 am

    We had DVR’d Game of Thrones and in the middle of a violent scene my son called to tell us. As we went to CNN my husband said that he hoped a direwolf had gotten the bastard. Navy Seals trump direwolves every time!

  15. 15
    2Hyper
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 9:10 am

    I should be ashamed that I didnt find out until this morning on the drive into work. I heard it on ESPN in between finding out who won the Heats/Celtics series. Really!! In my defense, I spent last night watching Nick Jr. There was no special interruption on ‘Yo Gabba Gabba’.

  16. 16
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 9:56 am

    Love you, 2Hyper! My babe got tired watching CNN, too..so I had to change to The Upside Down Show! HA!

  17. 17
    thiajok
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 9:59 am

    I was watching cartoon network when 9/11 happened. Someone had to call me to tell me to turn on the news.

  18. 18
    (J)ustPeachy
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 10:45 am

    Kammie you beat me to it!

    “America, FUCK YEAH!
    Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
    America, FUCK YEAH!
    Freedom is the only way yeah,
    Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
    America, FUCK YEAH!”

    -Team America: World Police :)

  19. 19
    2Hyper
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 11:06 am

    @sarcasatire: My hubby is a SAHD with both kids so they dont usually get to watch TV or if they do its Fox Network (I think he’s a closet Republican but he’ll never admit it!) so they are so excited when I get home because they get to watch one hour of Nick Jr. I try to make sure I watch TV with them so I can monitor what they are watching (My trashy reality TV shows are relegated to the DVR until I can find time to watch which is why I look to TVGasm to keep me updated).

    …LOVE LOVE Upside Down Show and Wonder Pets. I despise Yo Gabba Gabba and Backyardigans (I take issue that the black girl name’s is Uniqua and dont get me started on DJ Lance!).

  20. 20
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 11:20 am

    HAHA! But Backyardigans is my favorite and I want to be Uniqua! Is she Black..I thought she was a pink salamander? LOL! I know what you’re saying though, some of my friends have said the same, but I just love the music and Uniqua is much cooler than that know-it-all Tasha. My babe loves Yo Gabba Gabba but I hate that little green Brobee. He’s is seriously a whiny little prick. My friend thinks he’s bipolar. Then again, she also thinks Dino Dan is schizophrenic. HEH!

  21. 21
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 11:31 am

    I still don’t understand how Authur, who is a little aardvark boy, could possibly have a working relationship with that little chimpanzee girl that liked him. I mean, they’re both mammals, yeah… but…

  22. 22
    2muchbravo
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 11:46 am

    It is indeed good news that crazy, evil fucker Bin Laden is dead. However, the “war on terrorism” is far from over. I think we’d be foolish to think so. His disciples will continue to carry on under his next in command. We can all breathe a little easier and with a degree of pride and satisfaction. However, in the near future at least, I believe we must observe, in the words of Mad Eye Moody, “Constant vigilance.”

  23. 23
    crazy rooster
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 12:55 pm

    Obama, hot enough for ya? Roast in hell.

  24. 24
    crazy rooster
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 12:55 pm

    oops, meant Osama. I have dislexia. Very embarrassing

  25. 25
    lindaw205
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 1:52 pm

    Ah, a new bone for Trump to pick…..imagine the nerve of President Obama interrupting Celebrity Apprentice just to announce Osama’s death?

  26. 26
    Kammie
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 2:20 pm

    @(J)ust peachy: I’m going to go out on a limb and call Team America: World Police the most underrated (and possibly best?) movie of the 21st century!

  27. 27
    2Hyper
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 3:47 pm

    @sarcastire: That’s the other thing that irks me about Backyardigans…the speaking and singing voices don’t match. When Uniqua is speaking it clearly sounds like a black chick but when she starts singing it sounds like an 11yr white girl. I don’t care what she is but I just wished the voices matched throughout the show. It drives me nuts every time I hear it.

    @NWMTV: Arthur is an aardvark…really!? I never really thought about what he was but an aardvark is such an obsure animal. Its a bit too grown up for my kids so we dont watch it but now I will pay attention. My personal philosophy is that I will not go out of my way to watch children shows when I dont have to. Its painful enough as it is now. I have a lifetime of watching children stuff ahead of me. I pray by time they come of age the Hannah Montana/Jonas Brothers/Camp Rock phase will be over.

    On a side note: I love MY children but deep down if I was to be honest with myself, I hate organized children activities: birthday parties, dance recitals, sports, etc. While everyone else is oohing and aahing, I am silently cringing. Its not cute to go to recitals to watch bad dancing or games to watch bad sports (I dont care what age they are!). I thought my opinion would change once I had my own kids but NOPE, I still hate it. I would rather die a slow death than to have to be any activity that involves groups of children under the age of 10!

  28. 28
    pb
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 8:03 pm

    I found out about the osama thing through facebook! ****blushing**** but hey it gives you updates instanteously!

  29. 29
    LAC
    Posted May 2, 2011 at 9:44 pm

    Whoever posted about hearing this from bobble head Andy Cohen …. You are not alone. Well done and justice served! And now we know what the president meant when he said he had things to do. KNOW THAT!!!

  30. 30
    Mila
    Posted May 3, 2011 at 11:53 am

    ding dong the wicked witch is dead!

    crazy rooster: it happens a lot. see the breaking news about obama bin laden’s death at fox: http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/fox_obama_dead.jpg

  31. 31
    thiajok
    Posted May 3, 2011 at 11:55 am

    I just got a notification from a friend on FB that a video of the death of Osama (presuming your link didn’t mean Obama) is actually a virus. So beware, everyone.

  32. 32
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted May 3, 2011 at 12:05 pm

    Yeah, it’s a virus alright: a CZECH PORN VIRUS!! (Thank you, Osama! Who knew something so nice would come of your death!)

    On the kid front: I don’t know how anybody understands a single thing kids say anyway. Until they’re, like, seven, it all just sounds like annoyingly high-pitched noise to me.

  33. 33
    thiajok
    Posted May 3, 2011 at 12:08 pm

    Is it really? LOL, how interesting.

  34. 34
    thiajok
    Posted May 3, 2011 at 12:10 pm

    Btw, the ABC news one Nads just posted is legitimate. It doesn’t show his death, just the death house.

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