Patti Stanger Gives Us Genius Love Advice

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By Nads | Thursday, September 9, 2010 | 12:36 pm | 4 Comments
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Patti Stanger’s love advice for the week? Don’t do jocks! She told Page Six Mag, “I think A-Rod can be tamed like Tiger [Woods] can be tamed. Not! They remind me of each other. Their vibrations are the same. They go for the nice girl, and behind doors they’re always doing the kinky-winky. Straight sex is not good enough for them….They pick the gold diggers. They go for the hottest girl, and the minute they lose their contract, they lose the girl.”

Um, how about the minute they get caught cheating they lose the girl unless they’re paid to stay? I swear if Elin’s life wasn’t so public, I bet she’d stay for the money…but because her life is on blast, she’d be just as big as a douche to stay with Tiger after all of his shenanigans. I love Patti’s general theories. What will she say next? Only date people that like their toilet paper roll under because they’re crazy love vixens.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

4 Comments

  1. 1
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted September 9, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    I just can’t take love advice from a matchmaker who has yet to find her match. Plus, all she does is introduce young girls to rich guys who pick them from a lineup. I saw this once before..it was a Real Sex expose on the Bunny Ranch.

  2. 2
    giffordsaz
    Posted September 9, 2010 at 1:23 pm

    I think Bravo should drop her show. Taking her advice is about as reliable as going on the Bachelor to find a wife. Or using a 500 pound person to train or host The Biggest Loser. I stopped watching this early last season because her millionaires were just stupid.

  3. 3
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted September 9, 2010 at 1:56 pm

    I always wondered is her show dramatics and she actually does match up people outside of the show. she should do a cheesy commercial like eharmony with music and dancing couples b/c right now I call her profession gold digger and nerd with money match making, not the matching of real couples.

  4. 4
    Pixielated
    Posted September 9, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    What horrifies me about her “matchmaking” is that she seems to recruit the “matches” for people off the street. Here she has this millionaire, intelligent, with certain likes and dislikes, and she just puts an ad on Craigslist or something and has a big cattle call of trashy girls for him. Then half the time she just picks what SHE wants for him, not what he is looking for. I hope she does more for them in real life than on the show, because otherwise she’s ripping them off.

    And there are many jocks who have been married for a long time to the same woman and are good family men. A few examples would be Kurt Warner, Howie Long, Phil Mickelson, and Bret Favre. It’s no more accurate to say “don’t do jocks” than it is to say “don’t do Latinos” because of the way A-Rod has acted. Didn’t she have a “jock,” an African guy who was a runner, on her show? He seemed very sweet.

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