Patti Stanger’s love advice for the week? Don’t do jocks! She told Page Six Mag, “I think A-Rod can be tamed like Tiger [Woods] can be tamed. Not! They remind me of each other. Their vibrations are the same. They go for the nice girl, and behind doors they’re always doing the kinky-winky. Straight sex is not good enough for them….They pick the gold diggers. They go for the hottest girl, and the minute they lose their contract, they lose the girl.”
Um, how about the minute they get caught cheating they lose the girl unless they’re paid to stay? I swear if Elin’s life wasn’t so public, I bet she’d stay for the money…but because her life is on blast, she’d be just as big as a douche to stay with Tiger after all of his shenanigans. I love Patti’s general theories. What will she say next? Only date people that like their toilet paper roll under because they’re crazy love vixens.