Patti Stanger Is A Single Woman

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By Nads | Monday, August 16, 2010 | 9:12 am | 6 Comments
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Our Millionaire Matchmaker, Patti Stanger called off her engagement, and announced it on her Twitter page on Saturday morning:

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There’s her out! She needed something to tell the media–”we didn’t agree on kids.” So would that make the term “agree on the non-negotiables” code for “he found out I was crazy?”

You’d think after being with someone for six years the “having kids” conversation might have popped up. I feel sorry for her, but then again, maybe she’s stoked because she probably bought herself another season–her next season can focus on finding love for herself. She’s like the Hair Club President for Men…”I’m not only the president, but I’m also a client.”

And, last–I want to know what the hell she did with her 4-carat heart shaped diamond ring?! I hope she returned it, her ex needs some sort of consolation prize.

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

6 Comments

  1. 1
    shantigal
    Posted August 16, 2010 at 9:51 am

    Hahahahaha. I mean, awww, poor Patti.

  2. 2
    PaganChick
    Posted August 16, 2010 at 10:05 am

    I thought the kids ship had sailed anyway. Isn’t she like 50 or older?

  3. 3
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted August 16, 2010 at 10:38 am

    @PaganChick…tell me about it! Hope those eggs are in the back of a freezer because the others are useless! Isn’t it funny how she told one guy he needed to propose within a year to 1.5 yrs? Yet it was almost 5 yrs before she got a ring. Hmmm… Plus, all the guys she hooks up are rich, and all the girls she introduces them, too are very attractive. Let’s see her bring some chicks that look like her to the table. Plain Janes want cushy lives, too! lol

  4. 4
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted August 16, 2010 at 11:18 am

    From a male standpoint, Ms. Stangler is your worst nightmare. Loud, vulgar, arrogant, obnoxious, and not physically attractive enough to compensate for any of the previous drawbacks. Seriously, would you bring this woman to a party, much less enduring a wedding ceremony with her?

  5. 5
    2muchbravo
    Posted August 16, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    So, she says she’s a third generation matchmaker. What’s wrong that her mutha or bubbe couldn’t fix her up with a nice Jewish boy in 49 years? That’s not a very good track record. Mayber her BFF Shill Zarin can find her a nice man in the fabric biz.

  6. 6
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted August 16, 2010 at 10:17 pm

    The whole sideplot of last season was her planning her wedding. Hope she gets her deposit back!
    @notwithoutmytv: Yea..I can’t imagine any man going for that. But if she really does find a man..he’s gonna have to be really passive and really, really secure. Just so there are no power struggles…she never heard the term situationally submissive, and will emasculate a man over any slight, real or imagined.

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