Paula Deen’s Turkey Carving Tips

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By Nads | Tuesday, November 23, 2010 | 4:45 pm | 6 Comments
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Curious on how to to Carve a Turkey or what to do with the giblets? Here are some tips by Paula Deen for your turkey day. Watch her as she uses her body to show you how to cut open that Turkey boobie. She makes it seem so easy. I swear to God it takes my mom hours to do this…but Paula makes it seem like it’s a cinch. Happy Thanksgiving!

Here you go:

Here’s the real Paula Deen:

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

6 Comments

  1. 1
    Stewinberri
    Posted November 24, 2010 at 1:20 am

    Nads, I was looking forward to one of PD’s infamous bloopers, instead I get some video of people talking in an English dialect I need subtitles for about some ancient champagne I can’t afford. It’s been a long day, I need a laugh right about now. What gives?

  2. 2
    mulecitybabe
    Posted November 24, 2010 at 10:32 am

    Nads, you drinking some of that high-dollar old-ass rotgut? Cause you sure got the wrong video up. Oh well, lol at the diver that found a bottle and drank it. Nothing like drinking a quarter-million dollar bottle of champagne.

  3. 3
    Nads
    Posted November 24, 2010 at 12:03 pm

    OMG! F*cking hilarious!! I’m fixing now. I swear I had the right embed earlier. I’m special needs sometimes. I’m SUPER blonde sometimes. I’m leaving the above video just for sh*ts and giggles, but adding Paula now.

    I can’t stop laughing. Earlier this week I asked my friend, “What was the movie with Mickey Rooney where he was having sex the the whole time?” My friend said…um you mean Mickey Rourke? Me: “Oh yeah.”

  4. 4
    bluzgirl
    Posted November 24, 2010 at 12:15 pm

    Um, Nads? Now we have to deal with visions of Mickey Rooney having sex…HA!

  5. 5
    Nads
    Posted November 24, 2010 at 4:08 pm

    hahahahaha. I swear, I’m still laughing at the fact that I thought it was Mickey Rooney in 9 1/2. Soooo gross, but so funny. Geriatric porn.

  6. 6
    Stewinberri
    Posted November 24, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    Okay Nads, I get the connection. Paula was at the event serving the ocean vintage and they decided to get her turkey carving tips After she sampled the hooch. Gotcha! PD never fails to deliver a laugh. Now I’ll start my own turkey day prep.

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