Pauly D To The Mayor Of Florence: Screw Rules

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By Nads | | 4:48 am | 8 Comments
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Pauly D is super excited to be visiting his homeland of Italy because he’s never been, but he’s over all the rules that the mayor of Florence put on the cast. Pauly told the NY Post, “Forget all that, rules were made to be broken, I know that.” Ha! That’s the Pauly we know and love. That cast is going to reek havoc on Italy…that poor country will never be the same. I wonder how they’ll manage without their usual GTL? Italy does have their fair share of tanning salons, gyms, and laundromats, but not like America. I hope they take them to some rural areas where they can only line dry their clothes…that would be f’n hilarious.

And to hear “T-Shirt Time” in Italian? Priceless.

Italy, here we come!

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

8 Comments

  1. 1
    Posted April 25, 2011 at 6:07 am

    Man, I do not even know what to say to this. He makes me feel sad to be an Italian? It makes me happy they aren’t doing it in Sicily, where they would be killed by the *ahem* Mafia?

    Nope. It makes me wish Italy didn’t have an extradition treaty with the USA because he could stay there.

    I will still watch anyway.

  2. 2
    mulecitybabe
    Posted April 25, 2011 at 6:17 am

    Stupid little fucker better have the number to the American Embassy in his pocket. I don’t think the Italians are going to happily tolerate their level of stupid like we do.

    Plus, the first one caught doing some local village chick is going to find his picture on an Italian milk carton. This might be worth watching after all.

  3. 3
    Elmstreet
    Posted April 25, 2011 at 7:12 am

    Maaaan, it’s like every time I get a group of European tourists to embrace us and tell us how much they like us Americans, someone like Pauly D goes and screws it all up for.

    Why do I even try?

  4. 4
    JudgyWudgy
    Posted April 25, 2011 at 11:50 am

    Why is everyone acting like he represents America? He doesn’t. I said it before and I’ll say it again. If Italy sent over their worst specimen, I’d have enough common sense to know the whole country’s not like that. If the people of Italy don’t, that’s a sad day for them.

  5. 5
    itchy
    Posted April 25, 2011 at 12:15 pm

    Italy has survived 40 years of Berlusconi, they’ll survive a few weeks with these nimrods.

    It’s too bad the season’s pre-taped though. It’d be fun to see their ratings tank (which they will) and the producers just strand them over there.

    This is going to be a stupid as that Paris Hilton reality vehicle.

  6. 6
    Robin Robinez
    Posted April 25, 2011 at 8:40 pm

    Wouldn’t it be cool if we have been punked, including the cast, and they were plunked down in the middle of a goat farm or something?

    The Mayor of Florence got some advertisement for his stance, and the wackadoo’s are sent to a goat farm. Winners!

    TC, Robin

  7. 7
    someguy
    Posted April 25, 2011 at 8:47 pm

    they will only be around each other in the house and producer drive sight seeing.some italian realty whores will hang around them once in a while.most of the crap they do is in a house anyway.i have seen what happens to guest in there country that don’t follow the rules.Oh god I hope they do try and pull some crap.I was Florence once sight seeing and night life a nice group of young English men came in a decide to not follow the rules and the bar kicked them out quick and italian police gave them a nice beating to the delight of everyone who watched there behavioir in the bar.Please God
    Big talk hairy D

  8. 8
    jersey4041
    Posted April 25, 2011 at 10:22 pm

    After the whole Amanda Knox fiasco, I think it would be wise if they just tried to follow the rules. I think MTV might be better off if they did the Jersey Shore somewhere (I can’t even think of a place) and sent the kids on a two week trip to Italy, not really sure how well a whole season is going to do. Even though I’m a fan of the show, I hope this is the last season.

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