People’s Sexiest Man Alive

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By Nads | Wednesday, November 18, 2009 | 10:52 am | 16 Comments
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I took the red-eye to New York last night and used up my nap time this morning to watch The Today Show unveil Johnny Depp as People’s Sexist Man Alive. Now, the reason I’m complaining about missing my nap time is because I’m a little disappointed (I should have taken that hour to sleep). I LOVE Johnny Depp, but is he the SEXIEST?? Well, maybe against his contenders…but not really. I know that most were hoping for Robert Pattison–but I’m not into Vampires…Personally, I would have chosen Bradley Cooper, or Jerry O’Connell…

Anyway, I’m not totally disappointed, because I do find Johnny sexy…but they could have done better.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

16 Comments

  1. 1
    cattyfan
    Posted November 18, 2009 at 11:02 am

    I’m glad they didn’t choose Robert Pattison, as I don’t find him at all sexy (his face is flat,) and when Twilight is done, he will fade into obscurity.

    Depp is a fine choice…although it’s never wrong to put Hugh Jackman on the cover…

  2. 2
    Nads
    Posted November 18, 2009 at 11:05 am

    YES! I love Hugh, but I don’t think Hugh Jackman was on their list for this year…I could be wrong.

    Johnny is not a bad choice, I’m just ehhhh about it. Know what I mean?

    And, Robert Pattison–I don’t see the appeal. I know Vampire heads do, but I’m not one of the them.

  3. 3
    cattyfan
    Posted November 18, 2009 at 11:26 am

    Just playing a vampire doesn’t equal being sexy. For proof see Tom Cruise…

  4. 4
    Mr Dangerous
    Posted November 18, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    Hugh and Johnny are fine but they’re both a little long in the tooth. Aren’t they in their 50s?

    All the Twilight guys look the same to me and I wasn’t impressed with any of them.

  5. 5
    Donna Martin Graduates!
    Posted November 18, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    Hugh Jackman is 41 and Johnny Depp is 45, so no, they are not in their 50s.

    Witty hyperbole notwithstanding, that’s just misinformation.

    I’ve always adored Johnny, but that cover photo is pretty awful!

  6. 6
    PottyMouth
    Posted November 18, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    Any list with the word “sexy” in it that is missing Hugh Jackman is suspect. ;)

    I like Johnny but he always looks so dirty in everyday life. Ah well, I guess I should be happy that the Twilight teeny boppers didn’t control the list – I don’t think Pattison is sexy at all.

  7. 7
    dani2526
    Posted November 18, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    I would have melted into my seat if they chose Harry Connick, Jr. or Christian Bale!! Yum, yum! :)

  8. 8
    Nads
    Posted November 18, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    cover photo of Johnny…NOT HOT!

  9. 9
    kessthemess
    Posted November 18, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    ummmm… Where is Jon Hamm?? Where I ask you?

  10. 10
    cansnuts
    Posted November 18, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    IMHO, Ryan Reynolds is the hottest guy in Hollywood. My other favs are Ashton Kutcher and James McAvoy.

    like the Harry Connick JR nom too.

  11. 11
    pjsparkle
    Posted November 18, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    Ok people why are we overlooking the most obvious choice? Gerard Butler!

  12. 12
    Mr Dangerous
    Posted November 18, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    Uh, well they look like they’re in their 50s. Hugh and Johnny need to see a doctor cause I’m not buying the sexy vibe from them anymore.

    Two I will agree with are Jon Hamm and Ryan Reynolds. Those TWO are SEXY.

  13. 13
    Mr Dangerous
    Posted November 18, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    Okay, I vote for Gerry Butler too. He might be my number one choice.

  14. 14
    TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted November 18, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    Definitely Jon Hamm – purrr.

    Other contenders on my personal list:
    - Louis Garrel
    - Olivier Martinez
    - Ewan McGregor
    - James Marsden and /or James Marsters

  15. 15
    cattyfan
    Posted November 18, 2009 at 6:50 pm

    James Marsden is an excellent choice!!!

  16. 16
    Nads
    Posted November 18, 2009 at 10:48 pm

    dude!!! totally forgot about Gerard Butler! Here’s the thing…He’s HOT beyond belief, but every once in a while he wears this black leather band necklace that reminds me of the frat boys I use to hang out with–and it kind of grosses me out. I know I’m being nitpicky…but I don’t like it. BUT all things aside…if he had NO black leather necklace–HOT.

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