Persian Barbie Lawsuit Makes it Official: Most Barbies is Stoopidz

Watercooler

By Flipit | Friday, December 7, 2012 | 2:49 pm | 1 Comments
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Love catching up on my TMZ! They’re reporting that some bleach blonde Persian dumbass named Niki Ghazian is sending “cyst and deceased” (it’s a Bravo story. Let’s stay consistent) letters to Ryan Seacrest’s production co because the newest bimbo cast member of its show, Shahs of Sunset, has been called “Persian Barbie” on air. HAHAHA

Yo, dumbazz, you can’t sue people over trademarks you don’t own. And second, Barbie doesn’t have turkey neck so you might wanna find someone else to compare yourself too. Maybe Mattel will start making a doll for the totally underserved pre-teen turkey market. 

We called the real Barbie for comment. She didn’t say much, so we were left to infer that she requested a boyfriend with an actual penis. Get on that, Mattel! 

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One Comment

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    FleshEatingUnicorn Kay
    Posted December 8, 2012 at 11:36 pm

    If Barbie likes relations with her suspiciously non penis boyfriend(s) I say let her…

    If they gave Ken an actual penis I might actually shit myself. I was very disappointed that the Edward Barbie doll (from Twilight, whom I renamed McSparkle) lacked a sparkly little Edward. Wasn’t that the whole point of Twilight? Sex? Safe sex? Abstinence? Something along those lines, not in that order?

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