Persians Are The New Guidos

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By Nads | | 12:14 pm | 2 Comments
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I knew this would happen. 495 Productions, the people that brought you Jersey Shore, are seeking Persian-Americans to create their next trainwreck. It’s so funny because my friends and I would always joke about a Persian reality show, but now it’s becoming a reality. The sad part is that 495 isn’t the only production company trying to put this show out…I’ve heard of two others that have the SAME show in the making…No joke, they’ve already called me. Ha. I said: Um, NO THANKS!

There will be lots of pissed of Persians in the country (as if there weren’t enough already)…

Here’s the casting notice:

April 7, 2010

Hollywood, CA (APRIL 7th 2010) Yes it’s true! From the team that

brought you MTV’s phenomenon “Jersey Shore” it’s

The Persian Version!

Doron Ofir Casting is seeking Los Angeles proud Persian-Americans

who rule the Hollywood nightlife and own Beverly Hills.

“Its time to show the world that being Persian-American is a

celebration of the American dream” says Doron Ofir Executive

Casting Director.

So if you are at least 21 years old, appear younger than thirty

and are outrageous, outspoken and a proud Persian-American,

then Doron Ofir Casting and 495 Productions, the team who

brought you Jersey Shore, are looking for you! 

Casting is already underway, to get on the A-list, email us at:

Persianversioncasting@gmail.com

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

2 Comments

  1. 1
    NotWithoutMyTV NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted April 8, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    Overheard at a party:

    “Oh, him? He’s not sweaty, he’s Persian.”

  2. 2
    Nads
    Posted April 8, 2010 at 3:59 pm

    OMG, i need that line for my stand-up. hahahahhahaha. my classic joke i always say is in my stand-up, “Persians are like UGG boots…we’re brown, furry and sweaty, and nobody can figure out why we’re so damn trendy.”

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