Pete Wentz And Ashlee Simpson: Private Wedding This Weekend

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By Nads | | 11:05 am | 0 Comments
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Private Shuttle “6″ is ready, all aboard

Pete and Ashlee are set to exchange their shotgun wedding vows this Saturday at an undisclosed location. Apparently, all the guests will be shuttled to the wedding location and the couple wants to make it a private matter. I forgot how exclusive they were to make their wedding a private affair. They also probably sent out the press release about their private wedding. Private Private Private.

Dear Diary,

Today I had a private wedding. It was very fun and private. We had private shuttles, private cake, and everyone there was private. At the end of the night I was so tired Private Pete and I didn’t touch privates, but maybe tomorrow. I’m only writing you because you’re my private diary and I trust private matters in your private diary pages.

xoxo.
Your Private Ashelee

I guess a private congratulations are in order.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

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