Pitbull Wins. Sorry, Lindsay.

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By Nads | | 6:42 pm | 8 Comments
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Remember how Lindsay Lohan sued Pitbull, Ne-Yo, Afrojack, J Records, Sony Music Entertainment, RCA Music Group, Polo Grounds Music and others regarding Pitbull’s lyrics, “I’ve got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan” in his song “Give Me Everything?” Well, guess what? Pitbull won!!!!

Lindsay wanted money from Pitbull for using her name in his song, and now she’s down even more money from lawyer fees. Pitbull’s lawyer said, “He felt it was very important to address this head on to protect his right and the rights of other artist. He decided to fight this.” What he should have said is, “This will teach that bitch to keep her mouth shut, and stop suing people for money. It’s called work, not sue.” First E-Trade, and now Pitbull. She’s insane. How about she stop drinking, and start showing up to work on time for a change (that is…if she can get a job). 

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

8 Comments

  1. 1
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted February 21, 2013 at 7:24 pm

    She is so crazy.
    She thought she could sue someone for using her name?!
    Stop it.

  2. 2
    Posted February 21, 2013 at 7:28 pm

    no, how nuts is that??? that girl, is crayyyy!!!

  3. 3
    considerthis
    Posted February 21, 2013 at 7:44 pm

    How sad when lawsuits and arrests are the ONLY thing that keep you relevant!

  4. 4
    yummy
    Posted February 21, 2013 at 8:27 pm

    This girl…she needs to call it quits and go find a day job already.

  5. 5
    BellicoseBaby
    Posted February 21, 2013 at 9:32 pm

    Next up….SCRATCH-OFFS!!!

  6. 6
    kels
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 8:15 am

    Geez, I hope she never catches wind of the fact that my friends and I call getting too drunk ‘pulling a Lohan’.

  7. 7
    Kammie
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 3:17 pm

    @kels – I like how you call it “pulling a Lohan” and not just a “Lindsay”. Fits with any one of the Lohan family – except for that new baby but just wait!

  8. 8
    FleshEatingUnicorn FleshEatingUnicorn
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 5:31 pm

    She is such a hot mess…

    Lindsay, stop snorting coke and drinking and selling your body to rich dudes (http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/75393244.html) to feed your bad habits, stop wasting money on pointless lawsuits, and get a damn job.

    Girl needs to clean up her act. part of me feels sad for her, but she is an adult now, she is capable of making decisions, and its time she actually starts taking responsibility for the mess she has been digger for herself.

    I wish corporations like Disney screened these child actors families before launching them into stardom. Smh.

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