Podgasm 1.17: Poop at Home

11 Comments

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   PottyMouth
   Posted June 24, 2011 at 6:19 am

   Aaaaaahhhhhh! I’m so bummed I missed you guys!

   I was actually sound asleep at that point because I had to drink myself into a stupor after that bullshit SYTYCD results show. Grrrrrrr. Next time you guys have to tell me before midnight my time so I can stay up late.

   As always y’all crack me the fuck up. LOVE you!

   SWAK, PottyMouth

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   PottyMouth
   Posted June 24, 2011 at 7:33 am

   I am supposed to be on a conference call right now. I have them turned all the way down and you guys turned all the way up. Hopefully no one asks me anything!!

   Flipit – you have to check out Jesse Eisenberg in Holy Rollers; he plays an orthodox jewish guy that turns drug dealer. And Zombieland!!!! Hello? Have you not seen that????

   Happy belated birthday, Nads!!

   Crap. I just got caught not listening. Oops! Don’t you hate it when your job expects you to actually work? Damn. I’ve got recaps to write, podgasms to listen to, packing to do, who the hell do they think they are?

   SWAK, PottyMouth

   P.S. Merde à la maison!!! Oui, oui, oui.

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   Parisi LaRoe
   Posted June 24, 2011 at 7:42 am

   I am about halfway through but it is the Washington Redskins. I actually said it to the screen even though you guys couldn’t hear me, LOL

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   Parisi LaRoe
   Posted June 24, 2011 at 9:28 am

   I just finished watching the podgasm. You guys did a great job as always. I did notice in the background of one shot Flipit that Xena (sorry if I spelled it wrong) did get up, move in a circle, and sit back down. I think that is the first time I have seen your dog move in a podgasm, LOL.

   J-Mo: I love your cats. They are so cute! That wine you were drinking, Arbor Mist, is actually made about 15 minutes from where I used to live in Western New York. I hear it is fantastic wine although I have never tasted it.

   Nads: I have had a fascination with Snoopy since I was a kid too. I guess my parents bought my brother a Snoopy with a red Macy’s sweater on it when I was like 3 years old or so. I guess I coveted it so much that I stole it from him and gave him the one with no shirt on. My parents still have it to this day. I have to go dig it out so I can give it to my son. Snoopy is awesome.

   I wish I had some question to ask that is more interesting than this one but let me see. What show, past or present, are you guys ashamed to admit you love/loved? To make it interesting, Real Housewives doesn’t count, LOL.

   Anyway, great podgasm again. BTW, the Washington Senators are an old baseball team now knows as the Texas Rangers. I am a baseball/sports person so I sadly knew that. Take care guys and good job again!

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   atlgirl
   Posted June 24, 2011 at 11:05 am

   Funny! I would love to hear you guys talk about more of the vh1 shows, like Basketball Wives and Mob Wives, if you watch them at all.

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   vallegirl
   Posted June 24, 2011 at 2:15 pm

   I actually went to school with a guy whose given name was Hunter McLain. (Clearly, I went to school in the south.) We had a class together and he painfully hot and a friend of mine, when he saw I was friends with the prettiest boy in the land, fell out laughing when I told him Hunter’s name. Because, hot or not, my friends are bitches and will laugh at you and your stupid name.

   But in defense of Rocco…I think his comment about the meatballs had more to do with how meatballs have become the albatross around his neck because of how he made his mother come in to the restaurant to make the meatballs rather than he’s the meatball king. Which really isn’t a defense of Rocco because he still made his mother come into the restaurant to make the meatballs and should be hounded by that, but maybe an explanation.

   And J-Mo, it is Snagglepuss. He would also say “Eeeeeh-xit…staaaaage right,” and always looked like he just smoked a bowl.

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   sarcasatire
   Posted June 24, 2011 at 3:07 pm

   @Pottymouth, I just saw Zombieland last weekend and it was amazing! I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. Bill Murray was excellent. *still giggling*

   I’m looking forward to this Podgasm..I haven’t watched it yet because I’m sure you guys are a bad influence on my baby. So, I’ll just slip a bit of brandy into her milk to help her sleep just like any other good parent. It’s about preserving her innocence, not her liver.

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   Rebecca Fialkowski
   Posted June 24, 2011 at 5:16 pm

   LMAO @ Sarcasatire – Brandy was my mothers cure all for everything! tooth coming in – put brandy on her gums – have a cold / flu? here is some tea with Brandy! and she shakes her head at me nowadays for being a drunk! what did she expect? LOL :0)

   @Parisi – I have the same Snoopy! actually he is looking at me right now from atop my dresser (yes I am 43 years old and still have my snoopy – also my winnie the pooh, raggedy ann and Holly Hobby! blame it on the alcohol!) LOL actually i just cant bear to part with them – hmmm – maybe my mom is right and I do need therapy! hee hee

   anyways enough about me!! this is supposed to be about the fabulous Podgasm – and it was FABULOUS! just too short! yes I need MORE!

   thank you guys for bringing laughter in my life – Lord knows we can never have too much laughter! and you all bring it better than anyone!

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   LaPetiteChanteuse
   Posted June 24, 2011 at 6:58 pm

   See, I kind of love Penny on the Next Food Network Star. I don’t really watch as much anymore but I might watch her show. It didn’t seem like she was being particularly meanspirited or evil. She was strategic in a good way and I feel like everyone just chose to make her out as having done something wrong. Really? They give you the advantage of choosing who cooks what and you’re going to give your competition things they’re great at? What would be the point of even having an advantage.

   Also, I feel like the girls have just decided to hate her. She might be one of those women who gives out a vibe that other women don’t respond to but in episode 3 the women were just like how dare she take all the boxes FROM us and take our idea? I mean, they could have edited it weirdly but it seemed like she walked in with that idea, took all the boxes and then didn’t want to let the women just come over and grab them. I see nothing wrong with that. She had the idea first and she claimed her things. If she had been cooking beef and took all the steaks, would you say she TOOK all the steaks FROM you? Well, yeah, those women probably would. There’s something Stepford-y and judgmental about them.

   So, yes. Right now I’m with Penny, Justin, and Whitney. I don’t expect any of them to win but I like them best.

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    sarcasatire
    Posted June 25, 2011 at 2:34 am

    @Rebecca, yes! Brandy was definitely a cure-all back in the day. Now they’ll put your kid in foster care if you bring out the bottle. Maybe I should just send my kid to Applebees. I hear they’re handing out margaritas to toddlers. But hey, they’re charging apple juice prices so can I really complain?

    Truthfully, I haven’t spiked my babe’s drink. But I’ve been tempted! Especially when she decides sleep is the cousin of death and avoids it at all costs. See Mommy’s bags? They aren’t Louis Vuitton..they’re under her eyes! Le sigh..

    I remember the days when I just had one kid..a three legged chihuahua I could toss a Greenie and spend hours on the phone while he tried to grasp it between his good and deformed paws. Cruel? Nope. He was happy! And when I finished my convo, I would hold the tasty treat for him to gnaw to his heart’s content. Ahh..it was all so simple then.
    I could even watch raunchy TV without worrying about corrupting his little canine soul. Bad Girls Club, Housewives..didn’t matter. Now, I have to sneak and watch TV that I pay for like some common criminal using the fuse box of a lamp post. Thank God for On Demand..lol

    Okay..enough of that.. Podgasm is on!

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    crankyguy
    Posted June 28, 2011 at 10:08 am

    Anybody who watches Chopped probably has heard that “Master of Italian Cooking” douchebag Scott Conant reprimand contestants with “How dare you try to cook pasta for MEEEE” or “NEVER serve ME raw onions!” or “In Italy, we don’t put cheese on fish, so don’t you do it either.”

    Well, Rocco is just another douchebag, celebrity, Italian chef, so when he scolds somebody for serving him meatballs, he probably means “MY standards for meatballs, for which I am famous and sell on QVC, are so high that you have no chance of EVER meeting them, so how DARE you even make the attempt.”