Podgasm #1.18: The Extra Super Duper Long One

17 Comments

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   nestofvipers
   Posted July 1, 2011 at 7:19 am

   ooh i’m excited for this one! can’t wait for big brother!!

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   LaPetiteChanteuse
   Posted July 1, 2011 at 9:05 am

   Something still irks me about women like Jyll, Mary Beth, and Alicia. However, Penny lost me this week. She went full reality show delusional refusing to admit that she had burnt her cheese. And Justin (seemingly one of the only ones who cooks like a professional chef) went home. Sigh… New favorites are Vic and Whitney who won’t win because I never pick the winner.

   Seriously, LuMann’s song is a mashup of these two concepts.
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2TBVS_n65U&feature=fvst
   

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   Parisi LaRoe
   Posted July 1, 2011 at 4:11 pm

   Thank you guys for the birthday shout out and Salma Hyek impressions! It really made me laugh a lot so really, thank you. When I am in a better mood and not a total wreck due to personal issues, I will write a better comment. Thank you guys very much though!

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   vallegirl
   Posted July 1, 2011 at 4:32 pm

   @JMo – You don’t know how many times I’ve wanted to post “That wasn’t not funny” as a comment and thought “I’m the only person who remembers that.” Between that and Kekikula I think we might share a brain.

   And Flipit, are you my mommy? Every show you mentioned watching were my mom’s favorites. Probably because she could never remember whodunit from week to week. But you forget the greatest old lady show of all time: Quincy, ME. Where Jack Klugman is actually supposed to be a “ladies man” coroner who lives on a boat.

   I’d also conduct a Maddow-approved lesson on how Republicans only use the phrase “fiscal responsibility” as a talking point but don’t actually believe in it, but I don’t want to start a comment war.

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   sarcasatire
   Posted July 2, 2011 at 4:10 am

   *blush* Yes, I admit it, I liked Basketball Wives last season. It wasn’t NOT funny!

   This season, it seems to have jumped the shark. The ladies are talking about nothing, fighting about nothing, and doing nothing. I even tuned out myself, but I still check out PlathAddict’s recaps. Sorry, Plath, that I sold it so hard! It was good when we didn’t know much about these ladies. Now we know too much and they all seem one dimensional and vapid. Thank goodness for RealWorldTami and her upcoming abuse of Meeka. A punch in the face in Italy..stay tuned!

   Not the podgasm shoutout I was looking for, *tear* but any publicity is good publicity, amirite? *sob* Love you guys! The next show I beg you guys to watch will be good..I promise. Speaking of which..Weeds, anyone?

   Ok, maybe not. But some shows/topics, I’d love for you guys to discuss..

   MasterChef (Dangerously is doing the damn thang in the recaps!)
   Platinum Hit (Kara, Jewel..and genius by TheMiki!)
   Simon Van Kampen..just because. (alcoholism, puffy eyes, bad fashion, ‘social networking’ job, buying Alex lingerie, muumuus, begging for a scene (i.e. take your wife’s frenemy to lunch). There’s so much to make fun of.

   Nads..I remember the cat scene in Daddy’s Girls. Apparently one sister (Angela?) bought a cat for their house but Vanessa’s boyfriend (who visited often) was allergic. Don’t feel bad, I always knew this show was staged but it was wholesome, feel good TV. Even better, now that I know the cat-puppy was only ‘borrowed’ and not purchased then dropped off at a shelter to be euthanized makes me feel much better about the episode.

   Anyway, thanks for keeping me entertained. I look forward to the second half with my loveys Matt and Bside!

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   giffordsaz
   Posted July 2, 2011 at 10:38 am

   I tried to go vote for Catty’s CatPuppy but your link takes me to a vast sight where I have no idea what half the shiz is or where the pussy voting happens, Sorry Cattyfan.

   So a topic I would love you you to talk about is ‘My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding’. The Giffs lived in Germany for 2 years and vans full of Gypsies would pull up to military housing and roll out to the ‘garage sales’ that would happen everyweek end in and around and mob the tables and rob you blind. I don’t understand how the blatant discrimination against renting a wedding venue takes place in this day and age but their reputation in my opinion is earned. This may not last long in the USofA but the UK seems to watch this show like we watch Cops.

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   vallegirl
   Posted July 2, 2011 at 11:40 am

   Yeah, when I went to Zagreb as a child to visit family, my very loud and obviously American accent drew the attention of a few Roma women who separated me from my mom (not hard since I was barreling down the street ahead of her) and chased me down the street. A kindly (to me at least) man scooped me up and chased them away before they could snatch me, but everyone I know who’s spent any time in Central, Eastern or Southern Europe has a story like that.

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   nads
   Posted July 2, 2011 at 12:12 pm

   @sarcasatire – the actually found a home for the cat thank god! it was such a funny day at the office. if you go through my old fb photos (i think in the mobile uploads) you’ll see a cake that reads “happy birthday cat puppy.” that became my nickname for the rest of the season!!! ha!!!

   and i’m glad you liked daddy’s girls…it was supposed to be feel good tv! funny that i was the voice of young black america. i am persian after all…

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   Derek Hazelton
   Posted July 2, 2011 at 2:24 pm

   @ Sarcas, I agree that Basketball Wives really hasn’t been as entertaining this season as it was last season and I also feel bad for hyping it up. But, I do post on most of those recaps, and I twitter follow those delusional bitches, so I pull my weight!

   @ J-Mo, where did you get the “I’m NOT your bitch, bitch!” t-shirt?

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    J-Mo
    Posted July 2, 2011 at 2:39 pm

    @vallegirl, BWAHAHAHAHA, I would love to watch those old seasons again, those fights were much more interesting because people were generally SOBER and a lot SMARTER than the current crop of famewhores… and I guess EnVogue II didn’t work out so well for Miss Tami if she’s doing VH1 realality, LOL

    @Derek Hazelton… sugarpie, the very MOMENT I heard BobbleHead Andy say (during the Cast Reunion of Season One of Top Chef) that the shirts were available from BravoTV.com/shop I hustled my fat ass and my skinny credit card into the office to order one… I should have bought two, that thing is getting threadbare, LOL!

    love, J-Mo

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    Derek Hazelton
    Posted July 3, 2011 at 6:16 am

    @ Flipit, I did want to mention that all of the gays on the Big Brother have been on the effeminate side: Bunky, Marcellas, Will, Ragan, Kevin, etc. (I know there are a few that I’ve forgotten, but you get the point!). Stereotypically speaking, I’m sure the producers think that the feminine gays will more likely align with the girls of the house, since they always cast four or so frat-type guys that generally also align together.

    @ J-Mo, I checked the Top Chef shop last night and they don’t seem to be selling that T-shirt anymore. Bastards!

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    giffordsaz
    Posted July 3, 2011 at 5:09 pm

    OKay I found Cattyfans’s CatPUPPY BUT IT ONLY GAVE ME THE OPTION. (shit the caps lock) to send the picture in an ECard. What the heck are you asking us to do? Vote for a cat or send people Cat cards?? So confused. Do you know how long it took me to find the cat picture.. it was like cat picture 120 out of 140.. and then it says “send an ECARD”…. shesh. I am confused and directionless and pondering the meaning of life.

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    Flipit
    Posted July 3, 2011 at 5:10 pm

    haha giff!! sorry about that i didn’t know it would be a pain! you are a good friend for trying! xo

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    giffordsaz
    Posted July 3, 2011 at 5:14 pm

    It’s okay only because I love you. I hate cats too. I sneeze and my throat closes up and I can’t breath and my eyes tear up. Sorry Catty fan.. I am a nocatfan. But yes, I tried and would again to honor catty…

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    Parisi LaRoe
    Posted July 3, 2011 at 7:13 pm

    Well, I saw some of the podgasm again when I was in a better mood and it was very sweet. Not only do I get a toast, I get J-Mo singing in Spanish, and Penelope Cruz. Life is great.

    Flipit-Since you have now heard the Countess’ new song, are we going to hear an impression of it like with her other crappy song? I finally watched the video fully of that song and I wanted to punch that blonde, mohawk guy. He is the MORON who said (last season I believe) that said LuAnne could be the next Mariah Carey. HAHAHHAHA.

    J-Mo: Can we have more sporadic dancing from you please? It was awesome, LOL. Also, I can try to make you a shirt like that or find one for you. That line still gets me every time.

    Nads: Thanks again for that. I owe you one. I also thought I was the only one who watched Rich Girls. I loved that show so much.

    Let me see if I can think of some questions. Do you guys watch any MTV shows? I am a HUGE Challenge fan (mostly Laurel/Hulkel because she is a good competitor and pretty hot too) and an old school (up until after the Denver season) Real World fan.

    How did you all come to TVgasm anyway?

    Sorry, I am all tapped out. Once again, when I am fully functional and drugged up, I will have better questions. Cheers guys!

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    Tmurda
    Posted July 7, 2011 at 12:08 am

    Great Podcast, guys. Here are a few questions I’d like to hear ur answers to. My mini-version of “The Bravo Awards”, and I DO NOT expect you to answer them all, just pick a few you like, mmkay?
    1) Worst RHW Mother: A) Kim Z (atl), B) Danielle (NJ), C) Lynn (OC), or D) Cyndi (NY)???
    2) Best RHW mother: A) Khandi (atl), B) Caroline (NJ), C) Kyle (BH), or D) Luann (NY)???
    3) Most Delusional/Mentally Unstable HW: A) Machaele (DC), B) Danielle (NJ), C) Camille (BH), D) Ramona (NY), E) Phaedra (atl), F) Kim (BH) ???
    4) Most Severe HW Alchy?: A) Ramona (NY), B) Sonja (NY), C) Vicki (OC), D) Mary (DC), E) Kim (atl), F) Simon (NY), G) Juicy (NJ)???
    5) Housewives offspring you wish Casey Anthony would adopt: A) Vicki’s son Micheal, B) Nene’s son Bryson, C) Ramona’s girl Avery, D) Lynn’s girl Alexis, E) Al and Simon’s boys(?) Johan and Fran-whatever, or F) Jaquelyn’s girl Ashley.
    6) Lowest HW I.Q.: A) Alexis (OC), B) Tamra (OC), C) Lynn (OC), D) Phaedra (atl), E) Theresa (NJ), F) Kelley (NY), G) Taylor (BH)???
    7) Most Entertaining HW Ongoing fued/rivals: A) Tamra’s bitterness vs. Gretchen/Slade’s lies/fakeness , B) Kyle’s overall perfection vs. Camille’s jealousy, C) Kim’s lack of a filter vs. Nene’s low tolerance for white-girl nonsense, D) Theresa’s defensive obsession vs. anyone who calls her on her shit, E) Simon’s desperation for exposure and popularity vs. Jill’s desperation for exposure and popularity.
    7) HW Hubby you’d like to be married to the most: A) Mauricio (BH), B) Donn (OC), C) Apollo (atl), D) Bawby (NY), E) Tareq….KIDDING HAHA!???
    8) Grossest/Weirdest/Most Disturbing HW Oddity- A) Ramona’s crazy-eyes, B) Theresa’s forehead, C) Alex’s red splotches, D) Danielle’s…..face, E) Jeana’s turkey-neck, F) Kim’s wigs (and the “unknown” of what beneath them) G) Camille’s absent lower eyelids.??
    9) Favorite Random HW Chameo Regular: A) Danny (Danielle’s “friend” NJ) B) Da-Wight (atl), C) Nick (NY foodie, yes I’m including Beth Ev After), D) Cedric (BH), or E) Kim G (NJ)???
    10) Most Annoying HW phrase/quote/grammatical jem: A) Caroline “Fambily”, B) Lumann’s “Daaaahling”, C) Vicki’s “woo-hoo!”, D) Nene’s “BAM!”, E) Kelly’s only adjective in her vocab “Weird”
    GRAND FINALE QUESTION!!! Try to name which HW said the following memorable quotes (a few are waaaay easy).
    …”You stole my house!!!”
    …”But he didn’t call a GAY man a faggot.”
    …”I’ll take you out back and go ‘Oklahoma’ on your ass!”
    …”It’s time to come out of my husband’s shadow, and SHINE!”
    …”Even Louis Vitton makes mistakes”
    …”Stop turning red!”
    …”I been chasin dick since I came outta the womb”
    …”Who gonna check me boo?”
    …”Why she kissin’ Linsay Lohan daddy?”
    …(in reaction to a teen with arthritis)..”How cute.”
    …”I AM of my husband’s hip”
    …”Go crawl back into the cabinet you came out of”
    …”Good thing she don’t get paid for thinkin’”
    …”..that saved…a WENCH….like meeee”
    …”I’m DONE!!!” (multiple answers for this)
    AND THAT’S IT!!! I’m clearly obsessed with others’ opinions on the HWs, so if ya’ll could answer whichever questions you like, that’d be awesome. Loves! (grand finale question answers below)
    Kim (BH),Danielle, Taylor, Camille, Lumann, Kelley, Kim (atl), Sheree, Nene, Kelley, Alexis, Lumann, Khandi, Melissa, ALL.

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    sarcasatire
    Posted July 7, 2011 at 12:41 am

    Yay..you guys did include Simon in your convo!

    So, since that takes care of one of my questions/requests, may i add another one?

    The Real L Word! Is anyone watching this? I must admit..I watched a marathon the other night..and I’m hooked.

    The Roast of Charlie Sheen (Can we hear a few jokes you guys might use if you were up on the dais? Can be directed to CS or any of the Roast regulars.)

    The new show, Famous Food..and all of the reality whores casted.