Podgasm #5: Cheftasters and Elsa Predictions

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By Flipit | | 6:00 am | 16 Comments

Podgasm is back after a week off. Well, more specifically, after we recorded last week’s episode only to find out that our stupid program wasn’t recording at all. Sad horns. Point is, we’re here now. I start with Nads to talk Liz Taylor, the Housewives, a bit of Idol, and Elsa’s special prediction for Nads. Then J-Mo comes on to say the f word a lot because of the way Top Chef has ended up for the finale. Good times all in all. As usual, don’t play this too loud at work cuz we drink and curse a lot. Thanks for being here!

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Currently, Flipit's writing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recaps, which you can find here. You can also find him doing a gossip segment twice a week called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway All Stars, as well as spoof ReDubs of the coming soon trailers at the end of RHOBH!

Ronnie Karam has been with TVgasm since 2006 , which has given him the opportunity to make fun of hundreds of TV's most loved and hated reality whores. His plan in life was to be Julia Roberts but that plan was stolen by, well, Julia Roberts. He'll get you one day, JULIA ROBERTS!! When not making himself giggle for the gasm, Ronnie performs improv and sketch comedy at IO West in Hollywood a couple of times weekly while using the lovely California days to audition for commercial roles such as "ADORABLE MEXICAN UNCLE". Seriously. He would like to thank Jesus, Buddha and Xenu for the blessings they've bestowed. The writers here are the best around, and he's honored to be associated with them. Find video archives at CankleTV.com, or follow on Twitter @flipit

16 Comments

  1. 1
    2muchbravo
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 7:38 am

    Drinking and cursing. Can’t wait!

  2. 2
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 7:47 am

    Loved the podcast. I am almost done with it but I wanted to tell you that the guy who knew Marcel was Dung 1.0. I remember because Dung irritated me to no end when he made that comment.

  3. 3
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 8:12 am

    I adored the Elsa story with Nads. I tell you, that woman is like a psychic. “OOOH Nahhhhds. You fortune isss too doo podcast with Flip-eeet and tahlk about snowbahling. What is snow bahling? And what is theese tea baging?”

    Great job you guys.

  4. 4
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 8:33 am

    Nads, I’d totally buy “The Tranny and the Pimp” for my nieces.

  5. 5
    Finerthings
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 9:21 am

    I’m so glad these are in my life. Could you three be any cuter? No. No you could not. <3

  6. 6
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 10:51 am

    Dear. Jesus. What a scary-ass screenshot… NOW I know how BlazeHawk feels when I post all those unflatteringly weird facial expressions of his, I look ready to eat THE WORLD, LOLOLOL. Thanks for watching, you guys are so sweet!

    love, J-Mo :)

  7. 7
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 12:10 pm

    LOVE YOU guys! I swear I wish I could do these everyday!!

  8. 8
    Mister Dangerous
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 2:31 pm

    Picture of JMO is scaring me. Next time try to find a cute picture of JMO.

  9. 9
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 3:23 pm

    flip it – your tranny story so funny! I can relate – the bus stop i have to wait at to get home from work is super scary – and my bus rarely every comes – im always waiting for at least a half hour – well a bunch of drunks and druggies hang out there and they always used to come up to me and scream in my face and try and pick a fight – well I stopped that! now I listen to my ipod with my headphones – blast the music and sing out loud at the top of my lungs – and YES im the worst singer in the world – so now I scare them! LOL! they keep a WIDE birth from me! :) ok back to the podcast.

  10. 10
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 3:49 pm

    Nads – EEEEEEK Elsa called you! did you put it on speaker? LOL – that is awesome! she told you to wait – and You will get the ipad you want! how awesome is that! Only happen to you! LOVE IT! :)

  11. 11
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 3:59 pm

    J-Mo LOVE YOU! and I totally agree with you – I too feel like saying nothing but Fuck all the time!(not only cause of top chef but been a fucked up month for me) anyways hated the last few eppys of top chef!! so many feelings of annoyance inside of me right now! thank God for Vodka!

  12. 12
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 4:18 pm

    J-Mo – my friend 2muchbravo – has an awesome theory about wny all of a sudden sexist pigshit is winning – hopefully she comments on here and tells you it – she can explain much better than me – YES Antonia should have done a desert – thats a fantastic thought! AND I have to say – You have the most fabulous t-shirts – LOVE all ive seen so far and this one “dont piss off the voices!” LMAO I need that for when im at the bus stop! :)

  13. 13
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 4:56 pm

    J-mo hmm.. masturbating on camera right this second? LMAO – I hate him but i am just sick enough to watch! OH and wild card – pull someone in at the end to compete! YOU are the man! that would be awesome! that was me calling – LOL :)

  14. 14
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 5:13 pm

    Flipit you are hysterical! your facial expressions and your movements – so many mosquitos in africa – LMAO! ok more vodka needed – my glass is almost empty – and by the way I would rather be a vodka drinker than a wino! JK – love you!!! xo thanks for making me forget the shit that is my life for a while with your podcast and making me laugh nonstop! :)

  15. 15
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 5:24 pm

    oh just one more thing – flipit – t – bagging – its not bouncing your balls up and down on your partners face – its simply sitting on your partners face and letting them suck your balls – and what man doesnt like that? :-) on that note – I will say good night! and thank you!

  16. 16
    2muchbravo
    Posted March 27, 2011 at 5:14 pm

    Luvvvved the podcast. You guys are freakin’ hysterical. I’m so glad I wasn’t watching at work. Thanks for the warning! Yes, um, Rebecca, we keep the vodka away from her at work or she’d be telling all our clients to fuck off. LOL

    My theory is that Pigshit got some tutoring from the Volts during the break before the finals and got advise from them. They were both in the finals and are his buddies from season 6. What else would explain his mediocre preformance during the regular episodes and then come back and win several challenges in a row? If so, it was a smart move. God I hope that sexist, foul, disgusting bastard loses!

    Nads, I’m so glad you got the Ipad you wanted. Wow Elsa was right!
    I know people who go to that Apple store. Was there a tall, silver haired man with wire rimmed glasses waiting for an Ipad?

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